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Toon Poems - Poems about Toon


Baboon Singing a Toon Horn Haiku
when singing out of toon sang like a newborn baboon banging with a big spoon body had been bionic when out of tune used a tonic idiocy was ironic while a profound pimple we would pop simple pimple on breast became a nipple out of bucks got a bang became urinating orangutang who while washing sang we were on Trump train who was man without a...

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Categories: toon, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member The Looney Toon August Moon
The Looney Toon August Moon David J Walker Blame it on the moon The monthly insanities The nightly vanities The comings The going the longings In lonely mornings The Moon is to blame For all of the insane Things I can name and It is as plain as day that The night might Or might not sway things Another way In the...

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Categories: toon, allegory, august,
Form: Rhyme



Loony Toon Went To Moon In Bib Balloon
When we go to moon we have been in big balloon like a looney toon memory applied when river would open wide had been at high tide conducted caper to become conservator of her curvature of time when in expanse ended up splitting my pants planting perfect plant...

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Categories: toon, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Honey Dew Toon - Hexsonnetta
Loving you is a boon You came in as a bliss I offer my sweet kiss Oh! my honey dew toon My dark night's hopeful moon My dream's cute little Miss You are growing like trees Like the Pines on the ridge Where wishes get abridge Only God to appease And none other to please On His feet like a midge I can see God in you Oh!...

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Categories: toon, child, father, father daughter,
Form: Sonnet
Toon Time
If I could be a cartoon character Which one would I be I thought about being Fred Flinstone But he's too old-fashioned for me And then there's maybe George Jetson A man who knew electronics Nothing like Yosemite Sam Who needed to be hooked on phonics And what about Shaggy and Scooby You gotta love those scooby snacks I've never really considered a Smurf And their...

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Categories: toon, funny
Form: Rhyme




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