Funny Tomato Poems | Examples
These Funny Tomato poems are examples of Tomato poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Tomato Funny poems written by international poets.
Some don’t notice that I’m truly fruity
They’ll often add salt, like that’s their duty
Juicy and ripe to my core
Sweeter than you might ask for
I’m sure to win trophies with my beauty
Aunties Tomato Greenhouse
Walk up to the greenhouse,
Step inside the door,
There's a forest of tomato plants,
Wander around, have a look and explore.
Look left, then look right,
Then at the ceiling to the floor,
Surrounded by tomato plants,
There is tomatoes galore!
How did Aunty grow them?
Was it with lots of kindness and love?
And a watering can,
Like rain from the sky above.
Or did the fairy godmother (Aunty Phil)
Wave her magic wand?
And sprinkle a little magic,
That made them so big and strong!
Now step outside the greenhouse,
Take a tomato or two,
They are tasty and delicious,
And also good for you!
1/8/23
I served him up some soup
Tomato was the kind
I sprinkled it with croutons
As I didn't think he'd mind
How was I to know he hated it
Yet the love was sweet and true
He smiled and ate the lot and said
"That was very kind of you"
Just chewing a FRESH tomato
from off my potted plant
babied it all winter long
mmmmmm tastey
in a trance
sucking my teeth
smacking my lips
getting every DE LI CI OUS morsel
the mayonnaise has graced the space
between the bready foursome!
Just chewing a RIPE tomato
grew all by myself
lickin’ all the juicy juice
off my salt fingered self!
Topsy Turvy Tomato
Finally yielded some fruit
I get exercise to boot
For I have to get on my knees
And sometimes lie down to beg please
Release the tomato to me
Topsy-turvy tomato
Hanging from my porch
Looking like I've hit the lotto
But maybe I'm torched
This may be a surprise
And you don't have a clue
The tomatoes should be such a prize
But I'm telling you
It has occured to me
When looking up I see
That I might have to climb
The nearest tree
To claim what
Delicious fruit
Truly belongs to me