the Gandy Dancers Sougan and Swanson Pulaski bested Bobcat Titan Taquito
and Lighting Fecon Taquito in Off the Grid Thunderbox match.
Were both team members had to be thrown in the Thunderbox to receive the Contract to face the tag Champions. Feint Schmoz was referree.
"Big Fluffy" Poebelle Mouette and his Gal "Mean Hussy"
ffaced Consceince "The Director of Morality" in a
Figure Four Showdown. Winner: Moutte at 14:14.
Main Event
"Proud" Ivory and "The Pride of Godbout" Ebony Fizz
beat World Tagteam Champions
" All About Knowthing" Bassy Grist and " Treble" Treat Tatum
With a Stratinberg Six" a version of
the DoomsDay Device.
"he strated air playing
like he had a Guitar.
than we saw the the third Wallup
of the Night!
Categories:
thunderbox, business, music, song, sound,
Form: Ballade
Once was thunderbox in the yard,
Night time trips were really hard,
Scary jaunt to our exterior loo,
It had spiders in there too,
Now there are indoor ablutions,
Praise God for sewer evolution.
Categories:
thunderbox, appreciation, nostalgia,
Form: Free verse
Contract hey
Santas on the thunderbox,
Contract given to George Knox,
He bid 20cents a tin ,
To bring the crappy nightsoil in.
Crumbob poo had made his bid,
He only had 14 kids,
25 cents a tin was it,
undercut by another half wit,
Great farting in your underjocks,
when Tarring the tins for the thunderbox
Moral of this story crude,
Contracts won by the lower dude,
How to force the wages down,
Come in sucker it’s your frown
The system has you screwed…
Don Johnson
Categories:
thunderbox, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Swinging Goat
Goat a swinging in the thunderbox, (outside toilet)
in the dunny like a bagged ox,
Kids come home from the flics ol mate, (movies)
Bowels ready to operate,
Jerk open door, what a shock!
Ghost a lurching, creaking, bloody what!
Smell is just so bitter sour,
pants aint filled with sweetness, flowers,
Forget me nots?
Says johnson's frat, grot…. F…rat grumpy tot
Police arrive an take away,
Goat-nap father, (thief)
Next doors hey, (neighbour)
Chops 4 brekky we aint got, (breakfast)
Coppers eating every chop,
Justice revealed in thunderbox,
In its way, food wasting not…
Don Johnson
Categories:
thunderbox, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Brownie
Have a brown snake in me shed,
Been a shooting at old Fred,
Bullets bouncing all around,
Snake a dodging , whizzing round,
Shot me saddle Ned. :(
Reloaded the old twenty two,
Went to the thunderbox, fell through, (toilet over mineshaft)
Must be playing with half a deck,
Timbers caught me by the neck,
Is strangulation due?:(
Staggered out into the yard,
Tripped over a cane toad, called Marge,
Fell upon a snake so large,
So well bitten, I be dead :(
Not alive instead….
Buggering off with sickle Fred,
Deadly, dead dead dead…
Diddly..
Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Contest Name Die A 'Fun' Death Contest
Categories:
thunderbox, adventure, me, old, me,
Form: Rhyme
Moon over Thunderbox
The moon shines bright on the thunderbox tonight,
Little Charlie raced down and jerked open the door,
Something big and bright almost bloody white
A horror that he almost bloody saw,
Messed his pants upon the plurry floor.
Phenyl, was the smell, have a sniff you can tell,
The ghost was looking out the door,
The screams of Charlie B,
brought the Police a running see,
To arrest a sheep, a hanging all he saw,
In the great Depression time,
It was not seen as, never crime,
To steal a sheep, more for mostly poor,
Being now, paid for the time,
For the unpaid work, crime,
Balance the books,
a sheep to eat, for bloody sure!
Don Johnson 29-aug-11
Waltzing Matilda said sure,
lamb chops came through my door,
Drovers delivered full sheep through the winder,
a cooking at daylight, liver and chops and eggs under fat,
cooked on the old wood stove once more:)
Categories:
thunderbox, adventure,
Form: Ballade
santas on the thunderbox (aussie toilet)
whats that thunder falling rocks?
wash your feet and bloody socks!
no blurting in your under jocks :)
brains near gone
with my depression
pop a zolof my obsession...Don Johnson
Saw a cartoon recently of a two story outhouse/thunderbox....the top floor was 4 polititans
and the bottom floor was for voters
Categories:
thunderbox, fantasy
Form: Rhyme