Brownie
Brownie
Have a brown snake in me shed,
Been a shooting at old Fred,
Bullets bouncing all around,
Snake a dodging , whizzing round,
Shot me saddle Ned. :(
Reloaded the old twenty two,
Went to the thunderbox, fell through, (toilet over mineshaft)
Must be playing with half a deck,
Timbers caught me by the neck,
Is strangulation due?:(
Staggered out into the yard,
Tripped over a cane toad, called Marge,
Fell upon a snake so large,
So well bitten, I be dead :(
Not alive instead….
Buggering off with sickle Fred,
Deadly, dead dead dead…
Diddly..
Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Contest Name Die A 'Fun' Death Contest
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