Brownie

Brownie Have a brown snake in me shed, Been a shooting at old Fred, Bullets bouncing all around, Snake a dodging , whizzing round, Shot me saddle Ned. :( Reloaded the old twenty two, Went to the thunderbox, fell through, (toilet over mineshaft) Must be playing with half a deck, Timbers caught me by the neck, Is strangulation due?:( Staggered out into the yard, Tripped over a cane toad, called Marge, Fell upon a snake so large, So well bitten, I be dead :( Not alive instead…. Buggering off with sickle Fred, Deadly, dead dead dead… Diddly.. Natalie The Rogue Rhymer Contest Name Die A 'Fun' Death Contest