Octogenarian Wedding
...( Hum to the tune of "Get me to the Church on time!"
The old guy's getting married to a fat virgin,
Ding dong, the wedding hearse does shine!
That's what he gets for perving!
Get him to the mor...
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Categories:
thongy, farewell, funeral, grandfather, nonsense,
Form: Ghazal
With Apologies To Joyce Kilmer
...?I thought that I would never see
Another macho man like me.
Ex-green Beret and Airborne Ranger,
Who never shirked in face of danger.
But that ancient myth was soon dissolved,
When my wife aske...
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Categories:
thongy, clothes, humor, parody,
Form: Rhyme