Thongy Poems - Poems about Thongy

...( Hum to the tune of "Get me to the Church on time!" The old guy's getting married to a fat virgin, Ding dong, the wedding hearse does shine! That's what he gets for perving! Get him to the mor......

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...?I thought that I would never see Another macho man like me. Ex-green Beret and Airborne Ranger, Who never shirked in face of danger. But that ancient myth was soon dissolved, When my wife aske......

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