Teeny Weeny Poems - Poems about Teeny Weeny

There lives a gentleman from Luff Who walks everywhere in the buff His weeny is teeny He calls it his winky A stump that can't fill a cream puff. Ladies would be left in despair But he didn't really care He got what he wanted Frustrated, they taunted And decided give him a scare. They tied him to an 'lectric chair Placed electrodes on you know...

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Itsy-bitsy and itty-bitty were going to the fair. Teeny-weeny and Mr. Leany said “we’ll meet you there.” Had a strong drink that none of them could handle. We had to lead them home by horse, carriage and candle....

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The teeny weeny arachnid crawled up my dingy wall. Little did he know this would turn into a brawl. Then I grabbed a shoe held it high above my head. And the teeny weeny arachnid is now officially dead. *Nearly two years ago, on April 2, 2021, I decided to try ’30 days of poetry.’ This was day two and the prompt was:...

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It seems Scott was just a bit silly The North Pole is ever so chilly He’s gone for a burton And you can be certain He died with a very small Willy...

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Teeny Weeny Little Star Now I know what you are Why you live so high Up above in the sky Why you shine in the night Like a Diamond bright Will come to see you soon After I've been to the moon Teeny Weeny Little Star Now I know what you are....

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