There is poet in PS called MC,
who sponsors witty contests, I fancy.
His recent 3 min contest,
I think was one of his best,
although some found the theme a bit teasy.
Holding clock hands poets wrote in a spate.
For result a long time they had to wait.
3 min poems spent ages,
judged in myriad stages.
For great job he’s forgiven, I must state.
Giving peacock instructions was not at all easy
His version of English was the Midland Measy-peasy
By the time faerie finished her stomach was queasy
Did you understand? She asked the peacock, Teasy?
More instructions were taught by grasshopper Breezy
Teasy pretended to understand, shook his head easy.
Did none of the things on the list said faerie Cheesly.
Wishing he spoke different English than Midland Measy-Peasy.
Abacus yacht boats pleasy
Banana boats are queazy
Catamaran boats squeezy
Dinghy boats all out easy
Eagle Craft boats too cheesy
Fishing boats yet so breezy
Game boats crazy uneasy
Houseboats creepy sneezy
Inflatable boats fizzy
Jet boats so smokeeasy
Kayak boats much so creasy
Lifeboats namely are busy
Motor boats mainly teasy
Narrowboats are but woozy
Origami boats leasy
Pontoon boats namely weasy
Q-Ship boats likewise greasy
Rider boats rather wheezy
Sedan bridge boats are flimsy
Trawler boats just as queasy
U-boats notably dizzy
Vessel boats sure are squeasy
Wakeboard boats easy-peasy
Xebec boats rather frenzy
Yacht boats are indeed sleazy
Zille fish boats funny fuzzy
Sleek pen welcomes
the scented stationery
with a gentle kiss,
coy as a blooming rose
and of course, on hand
to sate yellow butterfly,
soft petals are teasy
with salacious aroma,
proudly advertising--
the unfermented dews of
morning mountains and my
own imaginative thought.