Cataclysm: a Hooker Story
...Destiny good Destiny bad
Destiny bring out the Best in Me
Destiny know I ain't got a phone
She give me one & call me incessantly
I met a hooker named destiny
she gave me a johns phone
You t...
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Categories:
tampax, cat, crazy, funny, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Super Bowl Lv
...COVID-19 Instant Replay:
The Super Bowl at Tampax Bay
Where Patrick & Tom
Can stage their sitcom
No matter what the doctors say...
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Categories:
tampax, football, health, sports,
Form: Limerick
My Time of the Month
...I think I’ve a cycle
a monthly mindful
when I will write more
mind will rhyme pour
with ease and a flex
I see readied text
a pick and or mix
choice with index
pen down at pace
ideas not to...
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Categories:
tampax, happiness, image, imagery, metaphor,
Form: Rhyme
Requiem For An Unknown Tigress Cub
...still the climbing green lianoid lass
her tender tendrils torn
massive metal lying like a cutlass
in her lap forlorn
finger on trigger ...
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Categories:
tampax, childhood, daughter, mother, war,
Form: Free verse
Embarrassment At the Big Box Store
...Embarrassment at the Big Box Store
By Elton Camp
Sue was checking out at the crowded store
Then occurred something that she did abhor
Although the checker tried to do it twice,
A bar code ...
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Categories:
tampax, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Slamming M T - a K a - Ms Poe
...I'm making this a special affair, so soupers, chant my name.
This site is about to witness a poetic warfare, my favorite game!
My words will be like bombs over Baghdad, the couplets like an airst...
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Categories:
tampax, dedication, funny, slamslam, slam,
Form: Couplet