Syrups Poems

The visitation of that unpleasant side of life is here
comes with a series of pain is this compulsory treasure hunt
issues grow fat and fetch more corn meal from our distresses
the skin is seared but patience never stops rolling
surrendering to be...Read More

Stories, tales...More truth!
More cozy boots; Its winter: super cold
Doctor prescribed me with meds: syrups too popping pills and no love potions, learned the hard way that life leans on you when everything seems hazy!
Falling down and hurting myself:
Muscles spasms and...Read More

Gnirps, Syrups and Turnips

Guess what Gnirps are or is?

Two gnus had meet two gnirps
Had burps and tried many syrups
By time problem was final solved;
Eat no more gnirps they resolved;
Found success after eating turnips.

Jim Horn

Gnarrs and gnarls came up
for gnirps. Have...Read More

What would you do,
If you had me tied up,
What would you do,
If we involved food,

What would you really do,
If you could hold me down,
Would you enjoy the pleasure,
Would you want me on top,

Maybe add syrups,
Just to top it off,
What would...Read More

Up high in the Moon and the Mars
You'll see hovercrafts and flying cars,
Domed cities and bustling settlement
Palatial homes and rooms for rent.

Down deep into the oceans
Without the sun and the rains,
Before long you will see
People enjoying their evening tea.

A way...Read More

As the autumn and winter seasons inexorably unfold,
You can bet that I'm destined to catch my annual cold!
I've tried every remedy from the local pharmacist's shelf,
Includin' syrups, lozenges, even toddies to cure myself!

My nothe ith all thopped up an' I...Read More