Funny Surreal Poems
These Funny Surreal poems are examples of Surreal poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Surreal Funny poems written by international poets.
That One Guy
surreal, absence, change, depression, emotions,
Hey, that's me
Man, I was cute as I could be
If only I was a girl with my blue eyes and curly curls
Maybe that could've been...
Abysmally Slow Learner
surreal, how i feel,
I don't know about you
but the seeming me abused and cursed
had all my birth fingers burnt off
at the first knuckle before the first lullaby
The Robyn Williams Encounter
funny, inspiration, power, surreal,
Early 90s a friend of mine was some kind of Teamster working on the Sony Studios lot in Culver City. I was in town visiting...
Arm Wrestling With Fate
surreal, how i feel,
My guru carries a set of brass knuckles
you'd think he'd be all yes sir and no sir
but instead I get ahah hoho and egad
surreal, creation, fantasy, fun, funny,
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Love Those Who Love You
surreal, funny love, humanity, i
Love those who love you
Appreciate those who appreciate you
A dog never bites its owner
If a dog does just that, it ought to be gently put...
For the Love of Cats
surreal, allegory, allusion, analogy, art,
…is a cat not the totem of love
your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release
the feeling for good vibes
by stroking soft gentle...
Rebooted Nostradamus Quatrains: Century I
funny, satire, surreal, word
Sitting alone at nadir in serpentine sloth;
it is placed on the breeding typo.
A slight failure comes out of the emptiness and makes
successful that which...
feel like I have asked.............what does deja vu mean...
What You Say To a Cat What a Cat Thinks
surreal, adventure, allegory, angst, animal,
What you say to a cat what a cat thinks
I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...
The Audience Is Listening
anxiety, dark, me, surreal,
Seconds to go.
I am locked away, set aside.
Throat opens, body twists.
Face distorts, voice roughens.
The tangle man wakes up.
He is twelve, seventy, eighty.
Sick and lame.
You Missed My Call
surreal, addiction, fantasy, funny, poetry,
A story with a twist, so sit down so you won't miss this!
Now I'm sitting at home, and dam I'm all alone, wishing this man...
surreal, blue, dream, friend, love,
Some say when one is dreaming, they are...
nonsense, surreal, writing,
I’ve sat here all night just trying to write
But nothing would spring from my brain
I looked in my mind and what did I find
surreal, appreciation, art, child, childhood,
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