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Funny Surreal Poems

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Premium Member SPRING MADNESS
SPRING FORWARD --> slipping & sliding ---> sneezING away ------))!!!
looming wet yellow haze : *SEVERE* outages : FUTURECAST
HiBeRnAtIoN Day! ; all ?|^devouring^|? (PM—AM) / gargantuan...

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Categories: surreal, dark, funny, society, spring,



Premium Member Flicker
I’m gonna be honest.
I can’t explain psyche anymore.
Let’s lay down the law.
 
My last flicker of delusion.
The sky will open up for me.
And water the metaphor
And...

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Categories: surreal, birth, emotions, fruit, fun,

Continuity
Step outside for a second. 
A second goes by the way a second does. 
The house behind me. 
When you look away from something,
The person...

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Categories: surreal,

Premium Member At the San Francisco Lost and Found
When I lost my heart in San Francisco,
I was advised to go to the Lost and Found at First and Briscoe. 
But to my chagrin,...

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Categories: surreal, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Legend of the Crazy Ball
One day I sat next to an Old Man.  He looked at me and asked if I knew who he was? I told him...

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Categories: surreal, fun, funny, mystery, silly,



Premium Member Lists
there's something intrinsically poetic about lists…

1.
bread (wholemeal) 
twelve eggs
solar panels
occasional frogs
corporate lawyers
steam


2.
onions (red) 
tomatoes (finely chopped) 
garlic (four cloves) 
fireman's ladder (aluminium) 
disparity (secretly hidden)...

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Categories: surreal, fun, funny, humorous, life,

Premium Member An Alternate Theory on Black Holes
A poem which shows the value of poetry to letting the mind run free.

There's an outline around the unseeable—the temptation to lick it, knowing it's...

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Categories: surreal,

My Fellow Poets
Does not matter what they say..
Poetry is easy but it’s not poetry…
Hallmark cliché is not a poem I am afraid..
You can spot a poet.. By...

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Categories: surreal, appreciation, art, dark, deep,

Tea With A Handshake
Crossroads in the desert sands swirls,
an orb whirls around as clouds gather,
lightning bolt violet violently twirls,
roads crack with shotgun thunder.

Visage a pearl cascades as she...

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Categories: surreal, art, conflict, crazy, dark,

Premium Member Mountain erring is human - Kafkaesque personification of a mountain
Mountainous - there's a joke in there somewhere
Funny how I just appeared one day
Or at least that's how it feels
I've observed others rise and fall
Whilst...

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Categories: surreal,

Premium Member Ballad for the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube-Man
air rockets skyward
uppercutting inside
plastic neon flesh
contorting at inhuman angles
what does my body language spell?

ankles anchored into the Earth
to stay grounded as the wave
of time and...

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Categories: surreal, allegory, anxiety, funny, life,

Grab Bag Poems
Grab Bag Poems and Epigrams

POEMS

Less Heroic Couplets: Dark Cloud, Silver Lining, Dupes
from “Love in the Time of the Coronavirus”
by Michael R. Burch

Every corona has a...

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Categories: surreal, allegory, america, analogy, parody,

That One Guy
Hey, that's me
Man, I was cute as I could be
If only I was a girl with my blue eyes and curly curls
Maybe that could've been...

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Categories: surreal, absence, change, depression, emotions,

Abysmally Slow Learner
I don't know about you
but the seeming me abused and cursed
had all my birth fingers burnt off
at the first knuckle before the first lullaby
from too...

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Categories: surreal, how i feel,

The Robyn Williams Encounter
Early 90s a friend of mine was some kind of Teamster working on the Sony Studios lot in Culver City. I was in town visiting...

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Categories: funny, inspiration, power, surreal,


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