Funny Surreal Poems
These Funny Surreal poems are examples of Surreal poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Surreal Funny poems written by international poets.
Sparky: The Phantom DogI've never, ever seen my dog,
'Cause he does not exist.
I try to explain this fact to him,
But the truth he does resist.
He...
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animal, funny, humor, surreal,
SPRING MADNESSSPRING FORWARD --> slipping & sliding ---> sneezING away ------))!!!
looming wet yellow haze : *SEVERE* outages : FUTURECAST
lIbErAtIoN Day/Daze! ; all ?|^devouring^|? (PM—AM) / gargantuan...
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surreal, dark, funny, society, spring,
ContinuityStep outside for a second.
A second goes by the way a second does.
The house behind me.
When you look away from something,
The person...
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surreal,
Legend of the Crazy BallOne day I sat next to an Old Man. He looked at me and asked if I knew who he was? I told him...
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surreal, fun, funny, mystery, silly,
Liststhere's something intrinsically poetic about lists…
1.
bread (wholemeal)
twelve eggs
solar panels
occasional frogs
corporate lawyers
steam
2.
onions (red)
tomatoes (finely chopped)
garlic (four cloves)
fireman's ladder (aluminium)
disparity (secretly hidden)...
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surreal, fun, funny, humorous, life,
My Fellow PoetsDoes not matter what they say..
Poetry is easy but it’s not poetry…
Hallmark cliché is not a poem I am afraid..
You can spot a poet.. By...
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surreal, appreciation, art, dark, deep,
Tea With A HandshakeCrossroads in the desert sands swirls,
an orb whirls around as clouds gather,
lightning bolt violet violently twirls,
roads crack with shotgun thunder.
Visage a pearl cascades as she...
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surreal, art, conflict, crazy, dark,
Ballad for the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube-Manair rockets skyward
uppercutting inside
plastic neon flesh
contorting at inhuman angles
what does my body language spell?
ankles anchored into the Earth
to stay grounded as the wave
of time and...
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surreal, allegory, anxiety, funny, life,
Grab Bag PoemsGrab Bag Poems and Epigrams
POEMS
Less Heroic Couplets: Dark Cloud, Silver Lining, Dupes
from “Love in the Time of the Coronavirus”
by Michael R. Burch
Every corona has a...
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surreal, allegory, america, analogy, parody,
That One GuyHey, that's me
Man, I was cute as I could be
If only I was a girl with my blue eyes and curly curls
Maybe that could've been...
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surreal, absence, change, depression, emotions,
Abysmally Slow LearnerI don't know about you
but the seeming me abused and cursed
had all my birth fingers burnt off
at the first knuckle before the first lullaby
from too...
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surreal, how i feel,
The Robyn Williams EncounterEarly 90s a friend of mine was some kind of Teamster working on the Sony Studios lot in Culver City. I was in town visiting...
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funny, inspiration, power, surreal,
Arm Wrestling With FateMy guru carries a set of brass knuckles
you'd think he'd be all yes sir and no sir
but instead I get ahah hoho and egad
I can't...
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surreal, how i feel,
IouIn debt
You bet!
Bills Met
Not yet
Upset
I fret
Offset
Regret
Posted ; April 25th 2022...
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surreal, creation, fantasy, fun, funny,
Love Those Who Love YouLove those who love you
Appreciate those who appreciate you
A dog never bites its owner
If a dog does just that, it ought to be gently put...
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surreal, funny love, humanity, i