Funny Surreal Poems
These Funny Surreal poems are examples of Surreal poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Surreal Funny poems written by international poets.
Ballad for the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube-Manair rockets skyward
uppercutting inside
plastic neon flesh
contorting at inhuman angles
what does my body language spell?
ankles anchored into the Earth
to stay grounded as the wave
of time and...
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surreal, allegory, anxiety, funny, life,
Grab Bag PoemsGrab Bag Poems and Epigrams
POEMS
Less Heroic Couplets: Dark Cloud, Silver Lining, Dupes
from “Love in the Time of the Coronavirus”
by Michael R. Burch
Every corona has a...
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surreal, allegory, america, analogy, parody,
Little Toy Brick Man for your information
I am not a little toy brick man
with U shaped hands
and interchangeable heads
but the world I live in
is...
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surreal, humorous, imagination, introspection, life,
That One GuyHey, that's me
Man, I was cute as I could be
If only I was a girl with my blue eyes and curly curls
Maybe that could've been...
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surreal, absence, change, depression, emotions,
Abysmally Slow LearnerI don't know about you
but the seeming me abused and cursed
had all my birth fingers burnt off
at the first knuckle before the first lullaby
from too...
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surreal, how i feel,
The Robyn Williams EncounterEarly 90s a friend of mine was some kind of Teamster working on the Sony Studios lot in Culver City. I was in town visiting...
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funny, inspiration, power, surreal,
Arm Wrestling With FateMy guru carries a set of brass knuckles
you'd think he'd be all yes sir and no sir
but instead I get ahah hoho and egad
I can't...
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surreal, how i feel,
IouIn debt
You bet!
Bills Met
Not yet
Upset
I fret
Offset
Regret
Posted ; April 25th 2022...
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surreal, creation, fantasy, fun, funny,
Love Those Who Love YouLove those who love you
Appreciate those who appreciate you
A dog never bites its owner
If a dog does just that, it ought to be gently put...
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surreal, funny love, humanity, i
For the Love of Cats…is a cat not the totem of love
your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release
the feeling for good vibes
peace, harmony
by stroking soft gentle...
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surreal, allegory, allusion, analogy, art,
Rebooted Nostradamus Quatrains: Century IQuatrain 1
Sitting alone at nadir in serpentine sloth;
it is placed on the breeding typo.
A slight failure comes out of the emptiness and makes
successful that which...
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funny, satire, surreal, word
Do Overfeel like I have asked.............what does deja vu mean...
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confusion, surreal,
What You Say To a Cat What a Cat ThinksWhat you say to a cat what a cat thinks
I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...
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surreal, adventure, allegory, angst, animal,
The Audience Is ListeningSeconds to go.
I am locked away, set aside.
Throat opens, body twists.
Face distorts, voice roughens.
The tangle man wakes up.
He is twelve, seventy, eighty.
Sick and lame.
Trembling...
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anxiety, dark, me, surreal,
You Missed My CallA story with a twist, so sit down so you won't miss this!
Now I'm sitting at home, and dam I'm all alone, wishing this man...
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surreal, addiction, fantasy, funny, poetry,