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Funny Surreal Poems

These Funny Surreal poems are examples of Surreal poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Surreal Funny poems written by international poets.

That One Guy
Hey, that's me
Man, I was cute as I could be
If only I was a girl with my blue eyes and curly curls
Maybe that could've been...

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Categories: surreal, absence, change, depression, emotions,

Abysmally Slow Learner
I don't know about you
but the seeming me abused and cursed
had all my birth fingers burnt off
at the first knuckle before the first lullaby
from too...

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Categories: surreal, how i feel,

The Robyn Williams Encounter
Early 90s a friend of mine was some kind of Teamster working on the Sony Studios lot in Culver City. I was in town visiting...

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Categories: funny, inspiration, power, surreal,

Arm Wrestling With Fate
My guru carries a set of brass knuckles
you'd think he'd be all yes sir and no sir
but instead I get ahah hoho and egad
I can't...

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Categories: surreal, how i feel,

Premium Member Iou
In debt 
You bet!

Bills Met
Not  yet

I fret


Posted ; April 25th 2022...

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Categories: surreal, creation, fantasy, fun, funny,

Premium Member Love Those Who Love You
Love those who love you
Appreciate those who appreciate you
A dog never bites its owner
If a dog does just that, it ought to be gently put...

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Categories: surreal, funny love, humanity, i

Premium Member For the Love of Cats
…is a cat not the totem of love

your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release 
the feeling for good vibes
peace, harmony 

by stroking soft gentle...

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Categories: surreal, allegory, allusion, analogy, art,

Premium Member Rebooted Nostradamus Quatrains: Century I
Quatrain 1
Sitting alone at nadir in serpentine sloth;
it is placed on the breeding typo.
A slight failure comes out of the emptiness and makes
successful that which...

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Categories: funny, satire, surreal, word

Premium Member Do Over
feel like I have asked.............what does deja vu mean...

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Categories: confusion, surreal,

Premium Member What You Say To a Cat What a Cat Thinks
What you say to a cat what a cat thinks

I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...

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Categories: surreal, adventure, allegory, angst, animal,

The Audience Is Listening
Seconds to go.
I am locked away, set aside.
Throat opens, body twists.
Face distorts, voice roughens.

The tangle man wakes up.
He is twelve, seventy, eighty.
Sick and lame. 

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Categories: anxiety, dark, me, surreal,

You Missed My Call
A story with a twist, so sit down so you won't miss this!

Now I'm sitting at home, and dam I'm all alone, wishing this man...

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Categories: surreal, addiction, fantasy, funny, poetry,

Premium Member Dreamlike
Some say when one is dreaming,                                    they are...

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Categories: surreal, blue, dream, friend, love,

Premium Member Neurons
I’ve sat here all night just trying to write
But nothing would spring from my brain
I looked in my mind and what did I find
I think...

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Categories: nonsense, surreal, writing,

Premium Member Analysis
Oodily doodily
Picasso's artistry
Subject analysis
Precisely wild

Suppressed child

Double Dactyl Contest
Sponsor: William Kekuala...

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Categories: surreal, appreciation, art, child, childhood,