Funny Sunshine Poems

I had to be funny
Like a crazy monkey
I had to crawl slowly
Like a dragon on a tall tree
To extract a simple smile
From you, in style.

I...

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There once was a snowman named Ray
Who dreamed of a tropical bay
He packed his sunscreen
And flew to the scene
But melted as soon as he lay


*I...

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When short and running a cross country race
The short guys know when to pick up the pace
Just as we start up the hills
For we know...

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mercury and sunshine
will see you walking around sunset 
thought you are the ghost 
which 
come to frighten up the children 
how on earth do ghost...

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Just clicked on an ad here --on the side-- for the cutest "sun hat!" :)
But it had no brim, and since I'm not bald-- what's...

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I was a busy archaeologist, who enjoyed interesting and fulfilling work,
And I was very intrigued, with the ancient sites where mystery lurked. 

My painstaking work...

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we are making breakfast burritos and laughing
though in hiding, we are expressing a truth too long hidden
the rain creates a perfect rhythm
i remember when we...

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How different the love people have for the seasons
While one embraces sunlight, the other grumbles without reason
She loves the sunshine
The way it warms up each...

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He’s a broken leg performer with a crooked second act.
Went from Brooklyn to Las Vegas with his sarcasm intact.
Does a Smith and Wesson stand-up, voice...

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Sometimes shadows creep across the distant meadow
Casting a pall over the broad field of aster and daisy
Before drifting across the fence row to our bungalow
Where...

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Someone in the world may say, what a beautiful day,
Simultaneously as another says - look at those mesmerising stars at night,

 One is in the...

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The rainy day turned sunny;
We spent it with some friends.
It's sometimes strange and funny
What the forecaster portends.

For we expected weather
Filled with cloudiness and wet
And though...

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HUMPTY TRUMPTY SAT ON A VERY HIGH WALL
HUMPTY TRUMPTY HAD A VERY BIG FALL
ALL THE KING’S HORSES AND ALL THE KING’S MEN
COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER...

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Why are we here, what’s the point, why are we born to die?
Why are humans so cruel, why do we continue to lie?
Why am I...

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I recently heard something that caught my attention
Whether it's true or not, it was worth the mention

   Now I can't quote it word...

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