A Covid Christmas 2020
...The mistletoe is banned this year
of carolers you must fear
No visits from our Santa dear
spike the eggnog for any cheer
Toilet paper is a Christmas stuffer
alone and lonely we must all suffer
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Categories:
stuffer, christmas, humorous, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Academic Issues At the Holiday Table
...One has a rallying spear
Other has a chomp to fear
But on the weekend to give gratitude
A Seminole and Gator won’t be showing any attitude
Cancelled is their rivalry match
Neither one will ...
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Categories:
stuffer, america, football, games, school,
Form: Rhyme
Chelsea Alive After Round Number Five
...After doing my author duties
Got to the pub for a futbol beauty
Liverpool Chelsea in a duel under the lights
Should go down to the final seconds I do write
But the score before I order is one...
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Categories:
stuffer, blue, england, food, london,
Form: Rhyme
His Huffer and Puffer
...That poor big bad wolf
lying there, licking his wounds
plotting revenge soon...
fixed his huffer and puffer ~
pigs filled his stocking stuffer...
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Categories:
stuffer, animal, power,
Form: Tanka
A Poem Scribed By a Buccaneer From Barry University
...In St. Pete
Where there is heat
They will compete
In a game that may not be so sweet
You see there are these knights
Who must fend off the herd and all their fights,
With a forecast for...
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Categories:
stuffer, appreciation, chanukah, christmas, football,
Form: Rhyme
Invention
...Last night I dreamt of something cool
That I would soon invent
This morning I could not recall
Just where that idea went
I’ve racked my brain to find it
And this I will concede
It currently doe...
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Categories:
stuffer, silly,
Form: Rhyme