Strumpet Poems - Poems about Strumpet

Donald ate beans to full capacitance Added pitted prunes for extravagance He courted the town strumpet She said, Put down your trumpet All Donald could produce was flatulence ...

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Used to call him ‘half-pint’ He was a sawed-off runt He’d down his drink in seconds Then he’d burp and grunt Manners had he zero He’d grown up down and out Roughest patch was X-mas Time All alone, he’d bawl and pout But then came New Year’s Day when this runt became...

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Due to his limited ability to make Decisions He lacked respect Due to people's Unwilling ability To understand. He also understood There position Because of genre Issues he lack The funding abilities afforded to Decision makers Sum wished his Minatory gains to be There's....

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HE'S BEEN lied too CHEATED ON THE SUBJECT OF EVERY SAD SONG BROTHER NEVER A FATHER AND DEFINITION OF A BAD SON HE CAN'T FIND A REAL WOMAN WHO'S BEEN THRU HALF THE THANGS THAT HE'S DONE BEEN SOME WOMAN PLOT AGAINST GENTLEMEN TRY TO MAKE THEIR EFFORDS VAIN THEY UNDERMINE AND ARE MEDDLESOME THEY TAKE THEM FOR GRANITE AND TAKE THEIR GAINS WHEN YOU FIND A WOMAN AND TRY TO COMPROMISE THE WOMAN AROUND PLAN...

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Respect is not awarded Respect is always earned Excepting our President Who usually gets spurned Mrs. or Ms. inclusive In Trumpland now are known As sTRUMPet in his tweets Because they spurned his bone....

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For trick or treating Stella the strumpet Got dressed up as a butterscotch crumpet Caught his eye – Jabba the Hutt He had hunger pangs in his gut No more strumpet; Hutt plays "Taps" on trumpet *For John Freeman's Halloween Limericks Contest. © If you haven't seen Star Wars, you can...

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