For this Strumpet, No Trumpet - Open Poetry 9 Contest
Donald ate beans to full capacitance
Added pitted prunes for extravagance
He courted the town strumpet
She said, Put down your trumpet
All Donald could produce was flatulence
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Categories:
strumpet, humorous, music, romance, sound,
Form: Limerick
Toast the Strumpet, Fortune
Used to call him ‘half-pint’
He was a sawed-off runt
He’d down his drink in seconds
Then he’d burp and grunt
Manners had he zero
He’d grown up down and out
Roughest patch was X-mas Time
All alone, he’d bawl and pout
But then came New Year’s Day
when this runt became
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Categories:
strumpet, christmas, desire, drink, hope,
Form: Rhyme
Ishia's Bassoon Is His Strumpet
Due to his limited
ability to make
Decisions
He lacked respect
Due to people's
Unwilling ability
To understand.
He also understood
There position
Because of genre
Issues he lack
The funding abilities
afforded to
Decision makers
Sum wished his
Minatory gains to be
There's.
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Categories:
strumpet, art, business, culture, film,
Form: Bio
Ghetto Sushi
HE'S BEEN lied too
CHEATED ON
THE SUBJECT OF
EVERY SAD SONG
BROTHER
NEVER A FATHER AND
DEFINITION OF
A BAD SON
HE CAN'T FIND A REAL
WOMAN
WHO'S BEEN THRU
HALF THE THANGS
THAT HE'S DONE BEEN
SOME WOMAN PLOT
AGAINST GENTLEMEN
TRY TO MAKE THEIR
EFFORDS VAIN
THEY UNDERMINE
AND ARE MEDDLESOME
THEY TAKE THEM
FOR GRANITE
AND TAKE THEIR GAINS
WHEN YOU FIND A WOMAN
AND TRY TO COMPROMISE
THE WOMAN AROUND PLAN
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Categories:
strumpet, betrayal, break up, conflict,
Form: Ballad
Strumpet
Respect is not awarded
Respect is always earned
Excepting our President
Who usually gets spurned
Mrs. or Ms. inclusive
In Trumpland now are known
As sTRUMPet in his tweets
Because they spurned his bone.
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Categories:
strumpet, abuse, betrayal, character, lust,
Form: Verse
Strumpet Meets Star Wars
For trick or treating Stella the strumpet
Got dressed up as a butterscotch crumpet
Caught his eye – Jabba the Hutt
He had hunger pangs in his gut
No more strumpet; Hutt plays "Taps" on trumpet
*For John Freeman's Halloween Limericks Contest. ©
If you haven't seen Star Wars, you can
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Categories:
strumpet, funny, holidayhalloween,
Form: Limerick