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Statisticians Poems - Poems about Statisticians

Statisticians Poems - Examples of all types of poems about statisticians to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for statisticians.

Premium Member Sunny Side Up
...So what if the markets all opened down The sun’s up and shining all over town And as for the latest round of hot weather Folks survived ‘dust bowls’ by sticking together Then there’s th......Read More
Categories: statisticians, future, perspective, sunshine,
Form: Couplet

Nothing To See Here
...significant and alarming rises in deaths shootings murders mow the lawn go shopping watch football crack open cold ones make babies jiggle babies on laps significant hurricanes and torna......Read More
Categories: statisticians, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Lucky Numbers Blues
...There are many gambler's fallacies the statisticians say each roll of the roulette table is an independent event Yet the gamblers believe that if for example there were ten red numbers in......Read More
Categories: statisticians, addiction, games, lost,
Form: Quatrain
Trump Giving Us the Shaft and More
...Trump Giving Us the Shaft Knock, knock, knock and guess who's here; It must be foolish Trump with all of his fear; Executive order; Go to border; Who had given us the shaft with his spear. ......Read More
Categories: statisticians, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member 350,000 Reasons
...Each day around the world over 350,000 babies are born or so the statisticians say 350,000 babies…welcomed into our world each day. 350,000 first time parents..who are excited (but don’t have c......Read More
Categories: statisticians, baby,
Form: Verse

Premium Member Professor Glory's Active Hope
...The title of this talk today, "Win-Win Politics of New Feminist Economics" suggests questions, more than emasculating definitively deductive reductive answers. Would you imagine a minority......Read More
Categories: statisticians, creation, culture, deep, environment,
Form: Narrative
Twin Air Disasters To Survive In 2014
...2014 What a year, talk about going thro one lousy year... Malaysia as a fledgling nation suffered badly thro the year... Statisticians are stunned into silence for within a single calender year, ......Read More
Categories: statisticians, angst, anniversary, community, life,
Form: Free verse
A Whole New Universe
...Science classes in the sixties were different than they are now. While hippies protested, science kept its calm. Matter was arranged in tidy molecules of atoms with tiny electrons spinning around. ......Read More
Categories: statisticians, funnygod, god, may, space,
Form: Free verse
...Never Trust Statisticians... They say that lightning never hits the same spot twice Ha! I’d laugh at that if I could. I lived my life, an exception to the rule Never falling into stereotypes. Y......Read More
Categories: statisticians, death, funny, nature, parody,
Form: Epitaph