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Statisticians Poems - Poems about Statisticians


The Glitch in the Grid
...The telescreens hummed their endless drone, A symphony of truth alone, Dictated, printed, beamed so wide, Where independent thought had died. Newspeak choked the rebel tongue, And every sun......

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Categories: statisticians, freedom,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Sunny Side Up
...So what if the markets all opened down The sun’s up and shining all over town And as for the latest round of hot weather Folks survived ‘dust bowls’ by sticking together Then there’s th......

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Categories: statisticians, future, perspective, sunshine,
Form: Couplet



Nothing To See Here
...significant and alarming rises in deaths shootings murders mow the lawn go shopping watch football crack open cold ones make babies jiggle babies on laps significant hurricanes and torna......

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Categories: statisticians, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Lucky Numbers Blues
...There are many gambler's fallacies the statisticians say each roll of the roulette table is an independent event Yet the gamblers believe that if for example there were ten red numbers in......

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Categories: statisticians, addiction, games, lost,
Form: Quatrain
Trump Giving Us the Shaft and More
...Trump Giving Us the Shaft Knock, knock, knock and guess who's here; It must be foolish Trump with all of his fear; Executive order; Go to border; Who had given us the shaft with his spear. ......

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Categories: statisticians, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member 350,000 Reasons
...Each day around the world over 350,000 babies are born or so the statisticians say 350,000 babies…welcomed into our world each day. 350,000 first time parents..who are excited (but don’t have c......

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Categories: statisticians, baby,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Professor Glory's Active Hope
...The title of this talk today, "Win-Win Politics of New Feminist Economics" suggests questions, more than emasculating definitively deductive reductive answers. Would you imagine a minority......

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Categories: statisticians, creation, culture, deep, environment,
Form: Political Verse
Twin Air Disasters To Survive In 2014
...2014 What a year, talk about going thro one lousy year... Malaysia as a fledgling nation suffered badly thro the year... Statisticians are stunned into silence for within a single calender year, ......

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Categories: statisticians, angst, anniversary, community, life,
Form: Free verse
A Whole New Universe
...Science classes in the sixties were different than they are now. While hippies protested, science kept its calm. Matter was arranged in tidy molecules of atoms with tiny electrons spinning around. ......

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Categories: statisticians, funnygod, god, may, space,
Form: Free verse
Statistics
...Never Trust Statisticians... They say that lightning never hits the same spot twice Ha! I’d laugh at that if I could. I lived my life, an exception to the rule Never falling into stereotypes. Y......

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Categories: statisticians, death, funny, nature, parody,
Form: Epitaph

Book: Reflection on the Important Things