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Funny Squash Poems

These Funny Squash poems are examples of Squash poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Squash Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Merry Queen of Squash
Pumpkin, merry queen of squash,
regnant on accord.
With a smooth and ribb-ed rind
clad in pepo-orange,
two strikes to sever
from the vine.
Gourd!





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