Lovely
...Lovely, you're still my Valentine,
Romance that is yours and mine,
It's okay to be human, feeling
Sublime, love sends me reeling,
It's okay to love your smile,
Hope we linger a while
In morni...
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Categories:
spammers, appreciation, beauty, cute love,
Form: Rhyme
The Amazon Scam Is Back Once Again
...Yes, it is true that the Amazon telephone scam is back yet again!
A few days ago Amazon scam artists pretending to be representing
their company wanted to authorize a "$900.00" non-existent purchas...
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Categories:
spammers, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Narrative
Number 2222
...I have blocked the number 2222
Spammers doing scam to get cash
Lottery ticket plane crash family trash
Beware of number 2222 dash dash........
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Categories:
spammers, anxiety, betrayal, technology, trust,
Form: Rhyme
Spam
...I’ve never tasted Spam before
And don’t intend to do it,
Although, unless I try, I know
That I should not pooh-pooh it.
I wouldn’t even think of Spam,
The food that I am scorning,
If not for ...
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Categories:
spammers, word play,
Form: Rhyme
Bcc
...If you forward this—
E-mail, please BCC all—
Spammers then mightn't call.
Spammers get an e-mail list
From CCs and that's the gist....
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Categories:
spammers, education, humor,
Form: Tanka
The Twelve Spammers' Christmas
...On the first day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . .
. . . a cut-rate Canadian Pharmacy
On the second day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . .
. . . two insurance quotes
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Categories:
spammers, christmas, humorous, internet, parody,
Form: Lyric
2,222 and Rising
...2,222 and Rising
By Elton Camp
That is the number of spammers I’ve blocked
But the flood it has just stemmed, not stopped
For every time that I open my in-box e-mail
Still more scams do m...
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Categories:
spammers, funny, me, woman, me,
Form: Rhyme
Twentyfabel5
...TwentyFabel5
SPAM
Profile Changes
Marking time in pencil life is not a pair of pants or shirts worn out on elbows
when the chance comes to dance under the shorter rung of limbo peculiar to the
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Categories:
spammers, computer-internet, parody, satire, life,
Form: Prose Poetry