Football Society Poems

Breathing in the luminous vapor that tastes like vanilla
While looking at illuminating our neon skyline
Since the moon and stars are veiled with the aluminium ceilings
Pastel...

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A private club was run by old Tom the cat,               ...

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Poor Mikey
gave everything he had
for fifteen minutes under lights
(and they are expensive lights).
He went down not once but twice
in the same game with the same...

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A little girl can stand so tall 
Stand to play with her favourite ball 
The laughs and jeers of passers by 
As she stings like...

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The Fifties were really and truly not all that square
Though that dullard Dwight D. sat in the Executive Chair
And his frumpy wife Mamie had really...

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Waterboarding
The NFL
Will help Trump sleep
Extremely well

The NRA
Will make amends
When Dick Cheney
Can shoot more friends

The GOP
Has set some goals
For Kim Jong-Un
To fix the Polls

The USA
May be...

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The victim list keeps growing

But no one really cares

The gristmill claims another one

Keep your hands in and don't stare

Hollywood is the golden land

The eternal silver...

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SLIGHTED

 America Is Picking On Me

I truly have a lot of friends 
with great big hearts (I know)
From almost every walk in life
their love just...

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What the Butler Heard
Extract from a memoir

Lord Illustrious Penge of Lampwicker Hall,
Welcomed local Toffs, to his Name-Dropper ball.
Noses upturned with a touch of conceit,
Hob-Knobbing with...

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All passions and emotions combine into one synergy
country demands patriotism but our club? So much energy
celebrations and glory allow constant piracy
and a wonderful victory can...

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I

These days I forgive myself everything. After all
I'm alone and unhappy so I give myself a little treat
whenever possible. On summer nights I remember
the good...

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Hey stranger, will you help me 
I’m begging of you please 
My world has been turned upside down 
And now I’m on my knees. 

The...

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