You must be very proud of yourself today,
For last night's curious juvenile display,
When in another of your childish snits,
You ripped your copy of the President's speech to bits!
What a sad example you've set for America's sons and daughters to emulate.
God help America with you and people of your ilk guiding Her fate.
What a pitiful, deplorable and legendary farce!
You will forever be renowned as America's 'orses ****!
(Note: Soup censored my word indicated by the 4 asterisks but it rhymes
with farce!)
Categories:
snits, political,
Form: Ode
John McEnroe
Former tennis pro.
His bad boy behavior on the court,
Was due to his temper being short.
John McEnroe
Won seven Grand Slam titles, don't you know.
He was nicknamed "Superbrat" by the Brits,
Because of his outrageous snits.
11/27/12
For PD's Clerihew Days are back contest
Kim Merryman
Categories:
snits, people,
Form: Clerihew
Eyes pierce;
words penetrate;
countenance corrodes…
pity those tough hearts
of rough masculinity
genuflecting
tender muliebrity.
Just think of poor God
…He dares once in a while
out of Maya-muffle
to eavesdrop His devotees’ troubles.
Got encapsulated in Her
enchanting shell, spell
…the God became a helpless manikin
caught within Her tall
woo-prison walls.
What to say
of frail mortal man;
truly gullible
to sirens’ smirks,
swings, snits and whiffs!
O’ man, O’ man…always gets tangled, wangled
and ‘woman’gled
like a fish in an angler’s net.
Categories:
snits, allegory, imagination, love, mystery,
Form: Free verse