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some posters are making trinket comments acting very like smarty

Categories: smarty, writing,
Form: Monoku

'Smarty-pants'

    ‘smarty-pants’
       too big for his britches

    kept his audience
       in virtual stitches

    on the road from rags to riches
       ran into some unforeseen glitches

Categories: smarty, giggle, humor, smart,
Form: Monorhyme

Some Times

he said
he could win a woman
with a smile
and just one glance
his pretty smile
and perfect disposition
and by the
way he wears his pants.

She could get any man
with a pinch and
kiss on his cheek
wearing pretty dresses
making sure to
wink and speak
aint nothing like a woman
who wants to love a man
making po'guys angry
and woman snear when
they glance

Categories: smarty, culture,
Form: Bio

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance Quack - Nursery Rhyme

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Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance Quack - Nursery Rhyme

Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance quack
a brain I do not lack

I'm a know-it-all
but I do recall

Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance snatch
that

Categories: smarty, character, children, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme

Mister Smarty Pants

For everything he's got a stance
Can he be wrong? Not even a chance
He was tall, handsome, never denied
Quick witted, although empty inside
What he hated most was uncertainty
Built moats round what he wants it to be
Got all the answers does Smarty Pants
Some fools buy into all his rants
His universe is a tiny atom
No way to unlock

Categories: smarty, hope, smart, universe, words,
Form: Couplet

One Was a Smarty-Pants

Once was a smarty-pants now they're down at my ankles
My thoughts are all scattered, my brain's all tangled
What can I do to fix my mojo
Chat with my loving friend Mo-Mo
That'll fix it as well as untangle my wee spaniel

Categories: smarty, silly,
Form: Limerick

Smarty Pants Poem Number Two

Thought it would be fun to write a cute little Smarty Pants poem.
I was crazy with excitement about it, laughing with happiness gore.
I was so happy about the idea, I figured it had been done before.

So I typed in Smarty Pants poem into my Google search engine, on a loop.
Out of all my ideas, I

Categories: smarty, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Rhyme

Smarty-Pants Pigeons

When Dragon communed with nature, all the pigeons came home with him.
And from our daily feeding of wild birdseed, they decided to take their fill.
Unfortunately, they did discover, they liked it, a little bit, way too much!
So they moved onto our wires and trees, completely surrounding all of us.

The elephants of the bird world, on

Categories: smarty, fantasy, fun, funny, humor,
Form: Light Verse