some posters are making trinket comments acting very like smarty
Categories:
smarty, writing,
Form: Monoku
‘smarty-pants’
too big for his britches
kept his audience
in virtual stitches
on the road from rags to riches
ran into some unforeseen glitches
courtesy of parents' old-fashioned switches
'smarty-pants’ derriere throbs and twitches
Categories:
smarty, giggle, humor, smart,
Form: Monorhyme
he said
he could win a woman
with a smile
and just one glance
his pretty smile
and perfect disposition
and by the
way he wears his pants.
She could get any man
with a pinch and
kiss on his cheek
wearing pretty dresses
making sure to
wink and speak
aint nothing like a woman
who wants to love a man
making po'guys angry
and woman snear when
they glance
Categories:
smarty, culture,
Form: Bio
VIDEO/AUDIO on YouTube above. NOTE: On the video; double-click to enlarge, and/or, right-click for the drop-down menu and click on 'Loop' for auto-repeat, click settings and pick the highest level for quality viewing.
Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance Quack - Nursery Rhyme
Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance quack
a brain I do not lack
I'm a know-it-all
but I do recall
Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance snatch
that I had met my match
when a contest judged
that a word was smudged
Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance crossed
I know that I had lost
I went home to pack
and did not look back
Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance quack
This fairy-tale means, If you are the smartest
in the room, it's because you're in the wrong room.
2021 March 12
*1st Place*
Nursery Rhyme 2
~~Eve Roper
Categories:
smarty, character, children, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
For everything he's got a stance
Can he be wrong? Not even a chance
He was tall, handsome, never denied
Quick witted, although empty inside
What he hated most was uncertainty
Built moats round what he wants it to be
Got all the answers does Smarty Pants
Some fools buy into all his rants
His universe is a tiny atom
No way to unlock another fathom
He doesn't know what he doesn't know
That's just the thing, off he'll go
Mostly hope he'll be running thin
Though he always gets the last word in
Categories:
smarty, hope, smart, universe, words,
Form: Couplet
Once was a smarty-pants now they're down at my ankles
My thoughts are all scattered, my brain's all tangled
What can I do to fix my mojo
Chat with my loving friend Mo-Mo
That'll fix it as well as untangle my wee spaniel
Categories:
smarty, silly,
Form: Limerick
Thought it would be fun to write a cute little Smarty Pants poem.
I was crazy with excitement about it, laughing with happiness gore.
I was so happy about the idea, I figured it had been done before.
So I typed in Smarty Pants poem into my Google search engine, on a loop.
Out of all my ideas, I thought this one made the most sense, not a bloop.
It had a whole bunch of links. The first three brought me to Poetry Soup.
I had to laugh at that. I should not have been surprised one little bit.
Of course at least one of my pals on this site would have already thought of it.
Smarty Pants on the ceiling, smarty pants in my tea throwing a great big fit.
Smarty pants in the kitchen, chasing Sylvester, my orange and yellow cat.
Smarty pants on the baseball diamond, throwing down the big wooden bat.
Smarty pants spinning pottery, on a kiln, sitting on a durable mat.
Of course Poetry Soup already had a Smarty Pants poem, imagine that!
Categories:
smarty, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Rhyme