Smarty Poems - Poems about Smarty

‘smarty-pants’ too big for his britches kept his audience in virtual stitches on the road from rags to riches ran into some unforeseen glitches ...

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he said he could win a woman with a smile and just one glance his pretty smile and perfect disposition and by the way he wears his pants. She could get any man with a pinch and kiss on his cheek wearing pretty dresses making sure to wink and speak aint nothing like a woman who wants to love a man making po'guys angry and woman snear when they glance...

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VIDEO/AUDIO on YouTube above. NOTE: On the video; double-click to enlarge, and/or, right-click for the drop-down menu and click on 'Loop' for auto-repeat, click settings and pick the highest level for quality viewing. Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance Quack - Nursery Rhyme Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance quack a brain I do not lack I'm a know-it-all but I do recall Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance snatch that...

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For everything he's got a stance Can he be wrong? Not even a chance He was tall, handsome, never denied Quick witted, although empty inside What he hated most was uncertainty Built moats round what he wants it to be Got all the answers does Smarty Pants Some fools buy into all his rants His universe is a tiny atom No way to unlock...

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Once was a smarty-pants now they're down at my ankles My thoughts are all scattered, my brain's all tangled What can I do to fix my mojo Chat with my loving friend Mo-Mo That'll fix it as well as untangle my wee spaniel...

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Thought it would be fun to write a cute little Smarty Pants poem. I was crazy with excitement about it, laughing with happiness gore. I was so happy about the idea, I figured it had been done before. So I typed in Smarty Pants poem into my Google search engine, on a loop. Out of all my ideas, I...

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When Dragon communed with nature, all the pigeons came home with him. And from our daily feeding of wild birdseed, they decided to take their fill. Unfortunately, they did discover, they liked it, a little bit, way too much! So they moved onto our wires and trees, completely surrounding all of us. The elephants of the bird world, on...

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