Motion-activated caught on camera
while cookies for the kids I was cooking
a collared cat crept into the kitchen
when I stepped outside and wasn't looking
his potty break was well-timed
as, sadly, I'd left the door unlocked
onto the counter by the sink he climbed
bared his butt and crapped in the crock
tho' he gave new meaning
to vanilla chocolate chip
if I ever collar him doing it again
his mangy tail end I'll severely whip
as, if he wants nine lives to live
he'd really best think twice
or he'll sleep with the fishes
(not eat them)
as such behaviour is just not nice
There was this guy called Jimmy Chong
Lived on the outskirts of Hong kong
Married his first cousin Susy Dong
Her dad said "Jimmy this is wrong."
On their honey moon they went to China
Susy's dad was determined to find her
To put an end to this misery and shame
Jimmy had brought on his family's name.
Well Jimmy had to keep one step ahead
Because old man Dong wanted him dead
He slept with one eye open when in bed
What Dong would do filled him with dread.
Jimmy only married Susy for her money
Didn't love her thought she looked funny
Now all Jimmy needed was her bank pin
When he had that, he would do her in.
At Guang Un Trang a little coastal town
Thats where old Dong tracked them down
He tied up Jimmy bundled him in his car
Drove to the cliffs which wasnt too far.
At the cliff he pushed him over the side
"A great shame you caused me " old Dong cried
"You married young Susy against my wishes
So now you can sleep with the fishes ".
Written on 29th of June 2018.
itchin for attention
gettin my ass out da kitchen
i dont do domestic no more
thats right i have issues
i dont do dishes like madonna...
i can be your lucky star, only its Kimstar *****es
sleep with the fishes, you know who you are, too big for my britches
Got em wishing on a star, wantin to go far, but just
cause i talk loose with my tongue don't make me a whore.
ya'll heard a two chainz, ***** im a star...
Just tryin to stay young u know have a little fun,
blow someone, I mean .... someones mind, lol
no really....its a joke to see if your paying attention
after all, all we have is time, so dont' hate on me
if you see me somewhere making the most of mine.
If i haven't mentioned it, its all in good fun anyway, even this little rhym
I'll look back on it one day when not so young and recall
how much fun i had...had
because of you...you loved me enough to let me shine.
I love you....Sergio Sandoval Jr. (20 yrs together)
you too Pook, Thanks Guys!
K*4.29.13
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