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Funny Slam Poems

These Funny Slam poems are examples of Slam poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Slam Funny poems written by international poets.


bumped my oboe against the doir
looking like it should be something special
the right night for us
the need to love
make's this something special
look to the morning
from the crack of dawning
sweet the...

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Categories: slam, autumn, farm, film, funny,



Premium Member Ner ni ner ni ner ner
Don’t cross me, cos I’ve got no boundaries
I’ll shout you down, and I’ll do it loudly 
Got my balls from an iron foundry
Ner ni ner...

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Categories: slam, anger, fun, funny, humor,

Daft From Bath
You look stupid in videos on phones at the start,
you don't look like "Badmans" calling women a tart,
when I see those skits I think what...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: slam, england, funny, giggle, hilarious,

Political Slam
In the modern age
Of canvassing 
Before Political Elections 
Isn't it funny ?
How threat's seem to happen 
To National Security
So strength and leadership can be 
Viewed...

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Categories: slam,

How is the weather
It’s funny how you have no remorse
I’ve studied this well,
I have taken your course.
Forgive!  You say,
As if I haven’t forgiven you
of all the pain...

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Categories: slam, anger, dad, life, recovery



Always Got One
If you're in need of a helping hand,
better not ask Manu
He don't even help his own mother out,
so you know he ain't gonna help you
Oh,...

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Categories: funny, humor, parody, slam,

Premium Member SLAMMING THE CELL
SLAMMING THE CELL

Look me in the eye
Get off your phone
I heard you sigh
Now don’t you lie
I see you texting me
I know you know that I...

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Categories: slam,

Monday Monday
Piece of gum attacked my shoe.
My fingers could not release.
Now, my hair is entangled.
Typical Monday!...

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Categories: funny, humorous, slam, truth,

Bad Bosses
Bad bosses wear the same clothes every day
Some of them are called Bob or Bill or Kathy
They smell funny and cry for mommy
Never shake hands...

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Categories: slam, abuse, business, conflict, corruption,

Slamming The Super-Duper-Soupers
you want to know a secret
when I write a poem and it's perfect
i dont share it
i bury it 
deep inside of me 
where no one...

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© Nathan D.  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor, slam, perspective,

Premium Member Those Contest Titles
I guess I will, have to admit
My english ain't that good
But thought I'd find a contest
To win one if I could

But when I started reading
The...

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Categories: slam, funny, humor, humorous, nonsense,

Evolution Shmevolution
Something's fishy; really stinks.
You say you found your missing link.
Just six months grant was left to thee.
A monkey bone you named Lucy.
Ignorance to thee is...

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Categories: funny, humor, silly, slam,

Outlaw for Christ
I am an outlaw for Christ,
I know he paid the price,
I don’t have to think twice,
He was the ultimate sacrifice.
The devils always trying to keep...

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Categories: faith, life, slam,

It's About Time
Not that I am not a person that's causing this dismay,
It's the mere fact you will never understand these things I say,
  
 ...

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Categories: hate, judgement, slam,

The last shall be first
It’s funny how my frenemies
Sent to me
Pushed me into my destiny.
Years spend yearning for their approval
All for God to do his removal
They were cowards and...

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Categories: faith, hero, life, slam,

Crossroad
I'm standing on a crossroad.
And there's a storm coming.
The sand I'm standing on, will not stand the rain.
And when right and left stopped being directions,
I...

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Categories: slam, adventure, conflict, confusion, courage,

Premium Member Jogger and Logger
For "Show Me the Funny (part two)"

There once was a fellow a woggin'*
Who bumped into one who was loggin'
They had quite a spat
The ax was...

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Categories: slam, funny, humor, irony, pain,

Commercial Slam - Part II
I JUST CAN’T HELP IT, YA KNOW?

Elderly Lady: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
First Alert: Duly noted, will there be anything else?
Elderly Lady:...

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Categories: slam, angst, funny, how i

Ding Dong The Wicked Witch is Dead
Globally, miners jubilantly jump for joy
Smiles on the faces of every girl and boy
The grins of a newly opened Xmas toy
Thatcher’s dead.

Trade unionists bounce along...

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© Dan Keir  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: slam, adventure, angel, beautiful, business,

Happy Question
Today I am going to hop my way to my brother.
To tell him how I feel about not being together.
I thought I could be so...

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Categories: slam, adventure, dark, death, easter,