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Funny Slam Poems

These Funny Slam poems are examples of Slam poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Slam Funny poems written by international poets.


Daft From Bath by Nick Trim
You look stupid in videos on phones at the start,
you don't look like "Badmans" calling women a tart,
when I see those skits I think what...

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Categories: slam, england, funny, giggle, hilarious,

Political Slam by Christopher Flaherty
In the modern age
Of canvassing 
Before Political Elections 
Isn't it funny ?
How threat's seem to happen 
To National Security
So strength and leadership can be 
Viewed...

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Categories: slam,



How is the weather by Sabina Nicole
It’s funny how you have no remorse
I’ve studied this well,
I have taken your course.
Forgive!  You say,
As if I haven’t forgiven you
of all the pain...

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Categories: slam, anger, dad, life, recovery

Always Got One by Freddie Robinson Jr.
If you're in need of a helping hand,
better not ask Manu
He don't even help his own mother out,
so you know he ain't gonna help you
Oh,...

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Categories: funny, humor, parody, slam,

Premium MemberSLAMMING THE CELL by Kim Rodrigues
SLAMMING THE CELL

Look me in the eye
Get off your phone
I heard you sigh
Now don’t you lie
I see you texting me
I know you know that I...

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Monday Monday by Wendydawn Brindley
Piece of gum attacked my shoe.
My fingers could not release.
Now, my hair is entangled.
Typical Monday!...

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Categories: funny, humorous, slam, truth,

Bad Bosses by Earl Schumacker
Bad bosses wear the same clothes every day
Some of them are called Bob or Bill or Kathy
They smell funny and cry for mommy
Never shake hands...

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Categories: slam, abuse, business, conflict, corruption,

Slamming The Super-Duper-Soupers by Nathan D.
you want to know a secret
when I write a poem and it's perfect
i dont share it
i bury it 
deep inside of me 
where no one...

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Categories: humor, slam, perspective,

Young Age by Young King sa
When age was young 
Just to confuse legends
I wrote poems
I shaved and shoveled all roads
Pulled all seeds that needed speed and clean education for growth
With...

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Categories: slam, africa, age, anger, art,

Premium MemberThose Contest Titles by Jerry T Curtis
I guess I will, have to admit
My english ain't that good
But thought I'd find a contest
To win one if I could

But when I started reading
The...

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Categories: slam, funny, humor, humorous, nonsense,

Evolution Shmevolution by Arlene Smith
Something's fishy; really stinks.
You say you found your missing link.
Just six months grant was left to thee.
A monkey bone you named Lucy.
Ignorance to thee is...

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Categories: funny, humor, silly, slam,

Outlaw for Christ by Sabina Nicole
I am an outlaw for Christ,
I know he paid the price,
I don’t have to think twice,
He was the ultimate sacrifice.
The devils always trying to keep...

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Categories: faith, life, slam,

It's About Time by TIMOTHY CARTER
Not that I am not a person that's causing this dismay,
It's the mere fact you will never understand these things I say,
  
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Categories: hate, judgement, slam,

The last shall be first by Sabina Nicole
It’s funny how my frenemies
Sent to me
Pushed me into my destiny.
Years spend yearning for their approval
All for God to do his removal
They were cowards and...

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Categories: faith, hero, life, slam,

Crossroad by Diana Freiwald
I'm standing on a crossroad.
And there's a storm coming.
The sand I'm standing on, will not stand the rain.
And when right and left stopped being directions,
I...

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Categories: slam, adventure, conflict, confusion, courage,

Premium MemberJogger and Logger by Isaiah Zerbst
For "Show Me the Funny (part two)"

There once was a fellow a woggin'*
Who bumped into one who was loggin'
They had quite a spat
The ax was...

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Categories: slam, funny, humor, irony, pain,

Commercial Slam - Part II by Tim Ryerson
I JUST CAN’T HELP IT, YA KNOW?

Elderly Lady: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
First Alert: Duly noted, will there be anything else?
Elderly Lady:...

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Categories: slam, angst, funny, how i

Ding Dong The Wicked Witch is Dead by Dan Keir
Globally, miners jubilantly jump for joy
Smiles on the faces of every girl and boy
The grins of a newly opened Xmas toy
Thatcher’s dead.

Trade unionists bounce along...

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Categories: slam, adventure, angel, beautiful, business,

Happy Question by Reynaldo Mast
Today I am going to hop my way to my brother.
To tell him how I feel about not being together.
I thought I could be so...

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Categories: slam, adventure, dark, death, easter,

F With My King by Jay Loveless
 Iight, this is a responce to two other raps. First it was my friend. Then his friend and then me. 

Funny how momma and...

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Categories: family, slam,