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Funny Slam Poems

These Funny Slam poems are examples of Slam poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Slam Funny poems written by international poets.

DIY Have you any Tools i need 2 Fix
Someone reached out
and asked me

Have you any tool's ?

A question to which i replied 

Are you trying to be funny
or facetious

Why apart from me the...

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Nothing strange as folk
Nothing strange as folk

And to sum this up

Funny how its deemed acceptable
to gossip behind people's backs
and embellish stories with non 
white lies and to be...

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I am Spartacus

No, i am Spartacus

No, i am Spartacus

So am i

Me ?

No sorry i am just here 

For the free bar and buffet


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Lockdown nothing to do but catch up and write about it SLAM
With the world in lockdown

What is left to do ?

But log onto soup

And write about it 

It's a sorry state of affairs

In solitary confinement

Such as...

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I want to buy a racehorse
So i can name it

I want to have some money left
The day after i have been paid

I want to be...

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bumped my oboe against the doir
looking like it should be something special
the right night for us
the need to love
make's this something special
look to the morning
from the crack of dawning
sweet the...

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Categories: slam, autumn, farm, film, funny,

Premium Member Ner ni ner ni ner ner
Don’t cross me, cos I’ve got no boundaries
I’ll shout you down, and I’ll do it loudly 
Got my balls from an iron foundry
Ner ni ner...

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Categories: slam, anger, fun, funny, humor,

Daft From Bath
You look stupid in videos on phones at the start,
you don't look like "Badmans" calling women a tart,
when I see those skits I think what...

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Categories: slam, england, funny, giggle, hilarious,

Political Slam
In the modern age
Of canvassing 
Before Political Elections 
Isn't it funny ?
How threat's seem to happen 
To National Security
So strength and leadership can be 

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How is the weather
It’s funny how you have no remorse
I’ve studied this well,
I have taken your course.
Forgive!  You say,
As if I haven’t forgiven you
of all the pain...

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Categories: slam, anger, dad, life, recovery

Always Got One
If you're in need of a helping hand,
better not ask Manu
He don't even help his own mother out,
so you know he ain't gonna help you

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Categories: funny, humor, parody, slam,


Look me in the eye
Get off your phone
I heard you sigh
Now don’t you lie
I see you texting me
I know you know that I...

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Monday Monday
Piece of gum attacked my shoe.
My fingers could not release.
Now, my hair is entangled.
Typical Monday!...

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Categories: funny, humorous, slam, truth,

Bad Bosses
Bad bosses wear the same clothes every day
Some of them are called Bob or Bill or Kathy
They smell funny and cry for mommy
Never shake hands...

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Categories: slam, abuse, business, conflict, corruption,

Slamming The Super-Duper-Soupers
you want to know a secret
when I write a poem and it's perfect
i dont share it
i bury it 
deep inside of me 
where no one...

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Categories: humor, slam, perspective,