Funny Slam Poems
These Funny Slam poems are examples of Slam poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Slam Funny poems written by international poets.
bumped my oboe against the doir
slam, autumn, farm, film, funny,
looking like it should be something special
the right night for us
the need to love
make's this something special
look to the morning
from the crack of dawning
Ner ni ner ni ner ner
slam, anger, fun, funny, humor,
Don’t cross me, cos I’ve got no boundaries
I’ll shout you down, and I’ll do it loudly
Got my balls from an iron foundry
Ner ni ner...
Daft From Bath
slam, england, funny, giggle, hilarious,
You look stupid in videos on phones at the start,
you don't look like "Badmans" calling women a tart,
when I see those skits I think what...
In the modern age
Before Political Elections
Isn't it funny ?
How threat's seem to happen
To National Security
So strength and leadership can be
How is the weather
slam, anger, dad, life, recovery
It’s funny how you have no remorse
I’ve studied this well,
I have taken your course.
Forgive! You say,
As if I haven’t forgiven you
of all the pain...
Always Got One
funny, humor, parody, slam,
If you're in need of a helping hand,
better not ask Manu
He don't even help his own mother out,
so you know he ain't gonna help you
SLAMMING THE CELL
SLAMMING THE CELL
Look me in the eye
Get off your phone
I heard you sigh
Now don’t you lie
I see you texting me
I know you know that I...
funny, humorous, slam, truth,
Piece of gum attacked my shoe.
My fingers could not release.
Now, my hair is entangled.
slam, abuse, business, conflict, corruption,
Bad bosses wear the same clothes every day
Some of them are called Bob or Bill or Kathy
They smell funny and cry for mommy
Never shake hands...
Slamming The Super-Duper-Soupers
humor, slam, perspective,
you want to know a secret
when I write a poem and it's perfect
i dont share it
i bury it
deep inside of me
where no one...
Those Contest Titles
slam, funny, humor, humorous, nonsense,
I guess I will, have to admit
My english ain't that good
But thought I'd find a contest
To win one if I could
But when I started reading
funny, humor, silly, slam,
Something's fishy; really stinks.
You say you found your missing link.
Just six months grant was left to thee.
A monkey bone you named Lucy.
Ignorance to thee is...
Outlaw for Christ
faith, life, slam,
I am an outlaw for Christ,
I know he paid the price,
I don’t have to think twice,
He was the ultimate sacrifice.
The devils always trying to keep...
It's About Time
hate, judgement, slam,
Not that I am not a person that's causing this dismay,
It's the mere fact you will never understand these things I say,
The last shall be first
faith, hero, life, slam,
It’s funny how my frenemies
Sent to me
Pushed me into my destiny.
Years spend yearning for their approval
All for God to do his removal
They were cowards and...
slam, adventure, conflict, confusion, courage,
I'm standing on a crossroad.
And there's a storm coming.
The sand I'm standing on, will not stand the rain.
And when right and left stopped being directions,
Jogger and Logger
slam, funny, humor, irony, pain,
For "Show Me the Funny (part two)"
There once was a fellow a woggin'*
Who bumped into one who was loggin'
They had quite a spat
The ax was...
Commercial Slam - Part II
slam, angst, funny, how i
I JUST CAN’T HELP IT, YA KNOW?
Elderly Lady: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
First Alert: Duly noted, will there be anything else?
Ding Dong The Wicked Witch is Dead
slam, adventure, angel, beautiful, business,
Globally, miners jubilantly jump for joy
Smiles on the faces of every girl and boy
The grins of a newly opened Xmas toy
Trade unionists bounce along...
slam, adventure, dark, death, easter,
Today I am going to hop my way to my brother.
To tell him how I feel about not being together.
I thought I could be so...