Funny Slam Poems | Examples

These Funny Slam poems are examples of Slam poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Slam Funny poems written by international poets.

Eye wood bee grateful,
Ifs yous dont judge me poorly
Four writen this whey
Just doing what u asked me.

I'd be chuffed if you red dis 
My dodgy atemp to write
This cat's meow of a verse
Pleese dont bee salty

I went to a restarant tuther day
They had two many knifes
I asked the waither for informations
It cawsed  a grate kerfuffle

I was reeley shook
Delulu rizz  me mate showd me
His sockdolager left me realing
A bee's knees this verse is.

© Alison A Smith   

Look me in the eye
Get off your phone
I heard you sigh
Now don’t you lie
I see you texting me
I know you know that I can see
No I won’t read just tell me
Jiggling with laughter
Your not that funny
Look me in the face
Don’t drive away
Why don’t you stay
Put that cell away
Your taking me off
Your friends and family
Well what a shame
Perhaps we can meet instead
Have a nice lunch
Talk to me
Learn from me
Don’t scoff at me
I see you cough at me
Don’t choke on your words
Those I can’t hear
Get off the phone
Your ready to steer
Finally you put down the phone
What to talk about
I have nothing to say
Just want to stare into your pretty blues
Why you rolling them that way

© Kim Rodrigues  

I guess I will, have to admit
My english ain't that good
But thought I'd find a contest
To win one if I could

But when I started reading
The words found on 'That List'
I instantly realized
There's schooling that I've missed

Is Alouette's some kind of song
I heard, frenchmen sing before
Is Zeugma that exercise 
They do while on the floor

Portmanteaus must be a wine
You drink it 'till you can
Recite the alphabet 
Like an Abecedarian

Chastuska, must be that blessing
They say after you sneeze     
And A Florette's a toi-o-let
That's filled with Potpourri  

I know I have a lot to learn
As I journey on life's way
But can't we have a contest
That isn't hard to say
                           By I Ambic

© Jerry T Curtis  

For "Show Me the Funny (part two)"

There once was a fellow a woggin'*
Who bumped into one who was loggin'
They had quite a spat
The ax was a bat
And the first had a lump on his noggin


* Woggers are those who get all dressed for jogging, but only go at walking speed, while vigorously pumping their arms to delude themselves that they are jogging.

© Isaiah Zerbst  

There once was a poetry called SLAM
Driven to the depths and damned
    Is it akin to converse
    This SLAM, or is it Verse
Frankly my dear, "I don't give a damn"







http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-2.php

© James Fraser  

I know little of poet, Sam Slam,
But give him a slice of poet I am.
Of the prime directive,
I am over protective,
So slam your gums down, here comes your ham.

For Anti-Slam Limericks
In Honor of: Carolyn Devonshire
Placed #3

© John Freeman