Short Zookeeper Poems

little hands reach out
young giraffe is just hungry
zookeeper panics

little hands petting
zookeeper hands son lettuce
all three are happy

Funny memories contest
January 17, 2022...

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He loves to keep them all well fed 
his mantra is always quip and trim 
early to rise and early to bed 
but Ali, well he loves to sleep in...

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No matter a man's call or profession
He must use all the proper protection 
Ask the zookeeper why
For he lost his left eye
When the elephant got an erection


Made for Bawdy
Poetry II Contest on
6/29/14...

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Lookin' after pests
Keepin' a CLOSE eye on 'em
"Those wild animals!"

Roamin' around zoo
Searchin' for sneaky monkey
Hidin' in a tree

Zookeeper gets mad
"Where's Marty, the smartypants!?"
"He TOOK my cage keys!"...

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The zoo zebra had zero zest for his zombie like zoo life
But, was very zealous to zone out and count his zany stripes
Appearing to be very Zen to visitors passing by

At his zenith, he would zoom free upon the plains
Now he just zigzags around his tiny pen
Looking for zucchini snacks the zookeeper left for him...

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If your second name is file
don't call your son Peter

If horse whispers spoke louder
would the horses not be trained sooner

Save pounds in batteries by only
putting them in the clock when you want to know the time

Make a trip to the zoo more exciting
by dressing as a zookeeper
carrying a gun
and ask people if the have seen a lion...

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She is a fabulous fox, his zookeeper brother said.
Jason had been fooled before, so he ignored him.
I cannot date her myself, she is my co-worker said Fred.
He’s probably talking about a real fox said cousin Jim.

But then the fabulous fox entered the hall.
She was so beautiful, she made both men swoon.
She’s truly something, kind, a living doll.
Introduce me said Jason, who felt effects of the moon....

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