Short Yoo Poems

A ghost leaps out and shouts boo
Then was hit with a bowl of to-fu
He flew through the air
On a whim and a dare
He landed then called out yoo-hoo...

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Yoo--Hoo, ain't your time to play Pick-That-Guy,
You knew, thank your lucky stars, my oh, my,
No request, not even ask,
Careless, though just curious,
Masked male couple picked well, was mine, he's Thai....

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Tight skirts drive me crazy, especially on girls
On guys not so much, kinda partial to curls
Probably already knew
Curves excite me, yoo hoo
Those who like tight skirts, I see your parts stir...

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3$ Scratch off.
Glory. Money equals zero.
Maybe I'll get 
rich off of you.
Will not need application
Will not need inflation
but only a little luck.
and I could  sit here
doing nothing.

Make me rich
You looch.
You ate all of my yoo-hoo....

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        auspicious though i
 hern during the day lock's my
      at night judge janean







*remember friendz; pronounced: 
                              sen-re(u)
                              sen-ree-yoo
*janean; Hebrew name mean'n:
              God is gracious ;)...

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Hey, ms tallywoman, tall me bananas
I'm so split mit vanilla and chocolate
And riven with grief.
I promise to play nices
And disable my vices.

I know hoo yoo are - you're Lola the showgirl
Banging and banging out rhythms and rhymes
At the Copa, Copa Cabaaananas (in Cuba)
The best gesture of my brain is less than the tilde in all your mananas....

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Yoo-hoo!
yes I’m here 
unaware 
Where are you,
I’m somewhere too,
Peekaboo!
Who said that
I don’t know 
It’s dark 
everywhere,
Well that’s true 
So you’re elsewhere
out of view,
I guess so
Yoo-hoo!
Stop that 
It’s not me 
me neither 
I have no clue
We could be 
anywhere 
or nowhere,
or see through 
Peekaboo!
Oh shoo!


Not for contest 

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I saved this hen for myself the little girl said
Skipping out of the field with a fowl so red.
The fowl loved her, and she loved her too.
She skipped and galloped with a yoo hoo hoo.

Her parents were startled she wanted this pet.
At least it’s not a dragon said her Cousin Shet.
Or a male peacock said her Uncle Slim.
There are no more arrogant birds than the likes of them....

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It is used in a figural speech
It is used as a carrier object
It is used as a storage system
It is used as a everyday accessory
Gosh, you have to love it

Different colours, choose your desire
Different makes, choose your category
Different brands, there are so many
Different shapes, choose your level
Distinguish your individualism

It is a need, not a want
It is useful and optional
It blends with the entire
It so flexible
Yoo, it compliments you...

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Yoo Hoo! Type A or B Personality
Beauteous - the brain-  Imagine that
Reflections of your intelligence
Per se - or indeed is it lack of
In my eyes - I see the ID
Hey - beauty in the eyes of the beholder
Hence - I perceive - I believe
Your wit - Ingenuity - I sit
I still ponder - at wits end
You challenge the funny bone! That you intend
Curiosity they say! Killed the cat
You are curious - I am intrigued
Yes Personality Plus
You charm - with IQ
Yes charming - I question it - Yoo Hoo!...

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Ènìyàn n'sáré àtilà sùgbón, kìràkìtà ò dolà.
Omo adáríhurun n'sebí elédùà sùgbón, Oba òkè dáké.

Mákànjúolá òré èmi.
Ohun tí ò tó léèní yoo sékù lóla.

Ojúlópésí, ìyókù d'owó adániwáyé.
Sa ipáàre sùgbón má Sàáré àsápajúdé

Ànfàní ni'lé ayé jé, a ósì bi é bí o se ti lò.
Àkosílè èdá kii tàsé, orí eni ló'ndire.

Má gbèrò kii tenì kejì bàjé, sebí oti mo.
Ìgbìnyànjú re, Olórun mò si

Bópé bóyá, ìyókù yoo dèrò.
Mádùúró, Márèwèsì, Ìyókù d'owó eledùà


Adébésin Olátúnbòsún...

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