Short Wild Eyed Poems

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Premium Member wild eyed pancake

wild eyed pancakes
invented by grandma
two kernels of corn for eyes
delighting her grandchildren
sometimes a mistake makes the best memory


Marty

Martin Russell Sullivan 
was a rare blend of humor and gentleman.  
May the wild eyed Nazi skin head who shot him dead 
forever rot in the hell hole he so richly deserved.
© John Smith  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member Side Effects

A wild eyed host shrieked, “Buy this pill!”
With a grin that said I no longer feel chill
Then the side effects roared
The host’s words cut like a sword 
“Diarrhea so violent it may run up hill!”
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Seen and Heard

They’re seen, all three sons; aren’t they cute.     (sarcasm)
All heard, and not far from the root.
     These boys, toothless feasts.
     Fangs of wild-eyed beasts.
Just watch, here comes dad; see the boot.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Phyllis Diller - Hygiene Killer

  
	Wild-eyed, wild-haired comic, Phyllis Diller
        Here’s why her female fans would cheer her:

            “I heard housework just might kill a gal,” she’d pout
             And then: “I don’t want to be the first to find out!”
Form: Clerihew


Premium Member 'twas the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas and throughout all the land,

   Shoppers were swarming Penney's and Walmart without end!

     Wild-eyed mobs were elbowing each other without cease!

         'Tis another annual brawl!  So much for the Season of Peace!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Form: Quatrain

Premium Member Washington, Dc

The Capitol’s a scary place to be.
It’s overrun by noisy, wild-eyed critters.
These hordes are a surreal sight to see,
with actions that give some of us the jitters!

Just thinking of them is so darned depressing.
Their antics recent news reports are stressing.
Compared to them, cicadas are a blessing!


June 11, 2021
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Skydive

There’s something to be said for shooting blanks
I get seven free tiles and my mind cranks
     The word I choose is “Skydive”
     Hoping to return alive
Just one of many wild-eyed pranks

Bucket list items have been on my mind
To lose at Scrabble games, I am resigned
     Soar with birds and feel so free
     But something’s approaching me
Scrabble police! When I land, I’ll be fined!


*Entry for Nancy’s “Scrabble” contest
October 28, 2011
Form: Limerick

Midas Conniption

So do you
swallow, adapted 
to aerial feeding,
feel that everywhere,
except in Antarctica,
If you just looked,
above the trees and 
turning your tiny
neck. 
The revolving 
wind, the door
painted chestnut
or old oak,
of all the tweets
you might have
tweeted, do tweet
of course, only 
when you are 
stationary, 
do you through
some kind of. 
dizzy, instinctive.
wild eyed, 
consequence,
As it were,
seem to know?
I the know penguins
seem to.

Peace!
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Fascinated With Piglets

Young and old with one glance,
A child of children with secrets,
A secret of yesterday’s romance,
 Produced from wild eyed couplets,

But given the slightest chance,
Would live without regrets,
Parented with a glance,
Fascinated with piglets,

How we love to dance,
Before we take our first steps,
Ants tickling in our pants,
Quickly before home to our pets,

We walk our baby trance,
Followed by puppets,
Then sleep on harmless plants,
Then wake with our forgets.
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