Short Whoopie Poems
Short Whoopie Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Whoopie by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Whoopie by length and keyword.
On a summer night up in Labrador,
a couple was having fun by the moor,
but the flies were lighting
and frequently biting
so it was best to make whoopie closed-door.
making whoopie while social distancing
a most magical and wondrous feat
but you must have a long tool
or become the town fool
as you plead with and stretch out your weenie
Ludens of Earth.
Sadly, not impressive.
Whoopie cushion.
Dunce hat, class clowns, and thieves.
Breakfast club candidates.
Barbecue with the fam in London.
American Dad at a sweet sixteen party.
Tonight on Daylight, “back to you John.”
“Your kid online.”
not just any jokes;
but a humorous prank,
in dirty deeds and actions.
a banana peel for slipping,
a whoopie cushion for surprising.
series of sarcasms for icebreakers,
at last, untold execution of tickling for random giggles.
and maybe a secret diss in your wish list.
Under my school desk
I crouched waiting for a brilliant light
to fill the sky, the brightest ever seen,
while our teacher, a Catholic nun,
looked over the class, calm and serene.
A little girl glanced over and giggled to me,
"Isn't this fun!" as she knelt on the tile.
I returned a nervous grin and said, "Whoopie!"
I thought the last thing I'd see would be her smile.
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