Short Whoopi Poems
Short Whoopi Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Whoopi by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Whoopi by length and keyword.
Oopsi Whoopi Act Two
Oh, my Oopsi Whoopi
Has gone obscene.
She ran her big trap.
Can't keep her act clean.
She's angered a man.
Whose name is Aldean.
The Rumors say Oopsi
May lose a lot of green....
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Categories:
whoopi, celebrity,
Form:
Rhyme
Oopsy Whoopi
OH, MY Oopsy Whoopi,
has done it again.
Stuck her foot in her mouth,
clear up to her shin.
They said let it go,
but she is chagrin.
You know Oopsy Whoopi
Will Say Anything.
Although Oopsy Whoopi,
May Claim Innocence....
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Categories:
whoopi, celebrity, community,
Form:
Free verse
Ministers of Truth
Each time Trump says the country’s a wreck,
they go out to the roads to inspect.
If Woody Woodpecker
had had a fact checker,
they’d be feeling his feathers to check.
On The View though, they all get a pass
when Whoopi cushions spew forth their gas.
Trump will jail your miscarriage,
end interracial marriage,
and lock up his opponents en masse....
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Categories:
whoopi, humor, political,
Form:
Limerick