Short Whiz Poems

What are you up to?
You
Love
Lord...

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NASA watches sky

Asteroids whiz by...

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ideas whiz by
way inside my vibrant head
muse knows what to grab...

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whiz by, dragonfly,

         balmy afternoons, goodbye,

                   summer gone, winds sigh !...

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Word

Everything Can Be
Interpreted Wrong.

But
You KNOW.

Gee Whiz.

-Gray Squirrel

09-01-2024...

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Kreyburg ,Alfred Francs
an Imagist poetry whiz
Editor of Arts mg 'Broom'
had he lived a  'natural' on Zoom...

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must again repeat
   don't whiz rim of toilet seat
      gentlemen be neat

2/2/16
While your at it: Put the toilet 
seat down!...

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on the beautiful

glisten of new-fallen snow. . . 

my dog takes a whiz


Dec. 21, 2018 for Winter Haiku Poetry Contest, Sponsor Tania...

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Math
boggles
brilliantly
stimulating
brain cells that who knew connected that way?

Music, art, poetry do too, yep and
theology
all of gee
whiz, it's
cool....

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There was a young math whiz named Egbert
Who fancied himself a tax expert
Touting tax tips he tried
Till terribly tongue-tied
Never more will he overexert...

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clouds shifting--
the moon dancing on puddles
in syncopation

the whiz and ping of bullets
that he can no longer hear

© nov cgh war tanka...

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Here is my debut poem about prison
  A mighty fine place to do your biz in

Residents use the corner to take a whiz in
  Add soapy water ~ Presto! A 'Fizz-in!'...

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Time for a gushy slushy mushy lim
You ladies deserve such vigor and vim
Inspirational I is
Add Cheese Whiz
A recipe for passion and diddly-doolin'...

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   O, how the palm trees sway
      in the breeze from beyond the bay...

   Scores of Iranian missiles whiz past 
      ~ May Iran's reign of terror cease at last

...

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The real me is what you read here
No pretenses, no need to put on airs
What you see is all there is
Gosh, golly, gee whiz
Used to be deeper but now a little weird...

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My computer knowledge has taken a dive
Once was a whiz now difficult to survive
Knew all the shortcuts
Now feel like a klutz
Must start again loading my hard drive...

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A Math Whiz! A veritable Einstein!
Quarky and quirky, a tangent his Shrine
   He never combed his hair
   His sockless feet were bare
Experts wondered: Would this guy's stars align?...

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Poems Collected in a Big Clutter

My poems collected in a big clutter,
And mind worries and does shutter;
A real whiz,
Thinks he is;
Found Trump had his in the gutter.

Jim Horn...

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My son Scottie is experimenting with
Time-lapse photography results are he's a whiz
Working out so cool
A flower going by the rules
Opening up in real time like magic it is...

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Popi "Uncle Doc" had a pier I say.
Sitting on the dock on the sunlit bay.
Drop the tin bucket, grab, boil the crab.
Eating the sweet meat just as it is.
Yummy to the tummy with Cheese Whiz....

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Well tickle my fancy wherever that is
An excellent question for a Jeopardy quiz
They say it's below...
THAT'S IT... WELL HELLO!
Methinks you've found it, you're quite a whiz!...

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  I can't seem to get into a rhythm
  Nothing but black and white in my prism
    When I danced, I fell down
    Tried to swim, almost drowned
  Then used our new sink to take a whiz in

...

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I have a mini pygmy now
Oh wow, I said. Oh Wow, oh Wow.
I had no idea what a pygmy is.
A pig? A puppy? A snake with whiz?
It looks like a mini donkey he said.
He must have gotten inside my head....

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     Golly, gee willikers, gee whiz
     My punch lines have lost all their fizz ~
       Where has that fizz gone
       It’s missing since dawn ~
         Critics say: ‘Tis what ‘tis what ‘tis
...

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You did a whiz bang job honey
An expert could not have done better
Thanks Dad, Kathy said
But I am an expert
That’s why I have doctor in front of my name
And the hospital pays me to do this surgery...

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