Short Wetters Poems
Short Wetters Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Wetters by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Wetters by length and keyword.
A Fat Psychic
A “fat psychic” is a “four chin teller”
A yukker from my extensive comedy cellar
Where my funnies lie
With my barbiturate supply
Joshing in case some people are bed wetters...
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Categories:
wetters, happiness,
Form:
Limerick
A Fat Psychic
A “fat psychic” is a “four chin teller”
A yukker from my extensive comedy cellar
Where my funnies lie
With my barbiturate supply
Joshing in case some people are bed wetters...
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Categories:
wetters, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Politicians
Politics are run by children who've never growed up
Cry for their Mommies if they don't get their sippy cup
Us common folk could do better
Than these bunch of bed-wetters
Time to start over with a brand new bunch of coconuts...
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Categories:
wetters, political,
Form:
Limerick
Politicians
Politics are run by children who've never growed up
Cry for their Mommies if they don't get their sippy cup
Us common folk could do better
Than these bunch of bed-wetters
Time to start over with a brand new bunch of coconuts...
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Categories:
wetters, political,
Form:
Limerick
Politics
Politics are run by children who've never growed up
Still cry for their Mommies if they don't get their sippy cup
Us common folk could do better
Than these bunch of bed-wetters
Time to start over with a brand new bunch of coconuts...
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Categories:
wetters, political,
Form:
Limerick
Free Speech
Take the word “TRUMP”, reverse it and change two letters
You get “SMURK” sorry couldn't come up with anything better
Not appropriate for a sitting prez
But it's free speech the constitution sez
He's changing a lot of peeps into a bunch of bed wetters...
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Categories:
wetters, political,
Form:
Limerick
Free Speech
Take the word “TRUMP”, reverse it and change a few letters
You get “PERVURT” sorry couldn't come up with anything better
Not appropriate for a shitting prez
But it's free speech the constitution sez
It's changing a lot of yankees into a bunch of bed wetters...
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Categories:
wetters, forgiveness,
Form:
Limerick
Disappointment
Demons can not always be slain,
In attempts to make life better.
Sometimes, the greatest "go getter"
Answers to the call of the pain.
Pain always separates the sane
People from being eye wetters,
Or from people whose death letter
Is the only thing that remains.
Not all people get back their groove.
This fact can not be debated.
Mentally, people try to move
Each issue that was created.
Now, this evidence clearly proves
That life was meant to be hated....
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Categories:
wetters, depressionpeople, life, people,
Form:
Acrostic