Short Warders Poems

I met a mad man
on the road
one day

I knew he was mad
I'd heard people
say

Do your warders know
that you are out here
all alone?

I asked him most politely
in my very best sarcastic
tone

"You think that I am mad!"
He replied in a voice most
amused

"Well that may be the case
but it is you who is confused
for you are out here on your own
you see
I am not really here!
Do you not realize that
you are talking to yourself
my dear?"...

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You can't from the well-guarded escape.
It should be a wonder mouths to gape,
Each warder to think self big Ape;
Maximum security Rape!

You dare not from the prison escape;
All days, after recapture, Grape,
Warders familiar with the landscape;
The things you say, your plans, your cough tape...

Gosh! I can see them all your hairs scrape, 
In prickly clothes your flogged body drape
And sweat cause to break out on your nape
You don't when surrendered escape...

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