Short Uproarious Poems

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Come awake,
Spring's joyous Cherubim!
Fly with stories of Nature's rebirth

Take to thy wing 
in uproarious hymn...
Oh, sing now, all the birds of the Earth!

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A hospital “Waiting Room” is an uproarious scene
I understand the pressures of the daily routine
With the number of patients
With all sorts of ailments
It's amazing that hospitals are such well-oiled machines...

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When you feel 
No guilt whatsoever
Rolling in uproarious laughter
When you see 
Some kid "crying"
On the witness stand;
Houston does have a problem
And something 
Is really rotten
In Denmark.



Date written: 11/13/2021...

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A sub human waste dump named Pence
Has thoughts that defy common sense 
And who wants this chump?
The assinine Trump
Who thinks with his rump so immense

What is something uproarious?
Her plan to be victorious
Who must to us speak
Since democracy’s Greek?
Hilarious Clintorius!...

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Out conversations are notorious.
Our loud laughter is uproarious.
Our explosions of mirth are furious. 
Other diners smile. Some look curious.

This what it is like with a childhood friend.
Pure happiness does not readily end.
When we are together, all dour descends.
We are flexible and find, as lovely knee bends....

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old, aeolian rauks! a rugged cliffy coast...
foamy splash of the sea azure in tumult, uproarious tide!
tentacular visions i behold
  from deep Charybdis depths... 

the eyestalks of giant ocean-snails
broadcast watery apocalypse
a halatinous parching of viperfish throats
murmur thick vibrations 
from abyssal floor......

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The last organ grinder played a blinder
Intending to leave folk a reminder
To music upbeat
All those in the street
Did a conga to “Eye of the Tiger.”

It was the close of a splendid career 
The organ grinder shed many a tear
As the music died 
He swelled up with pride 
For the crowd gave him uproarious cheer....

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Dear parents, don't you agree
that you all quite regularly see
Your tiny pranksters shouting loud - 
Higher and shriller than they are allowed?

So here's the solution to end all your worries -
When your naughty little poppet stealthily scurries
To make blood-curdling, spine-tingling, uproarious noises,
Just scare them to silence with their headmasters' voices!...

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As one pushes harder and bettor, an abating sense might resolve. 
Birds shout in manners other than uproarious yells while rising 
When time is short, aplomb is a conundrum to evolve. 
Should profoundly breathe out, for negative cogency sparing.

Written: August 15, 2021

1st Place winner

A Brian Strand 3 To 14 Line Poetry Contest

Sponsored by: Brian Strand...

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Karma-Life's Ultimate Avenger


     I never get this one.........though it's 
     results are delightful and uproarious fun!

     Mankind with its paltry pretense of perfection, like fools, 
     step in a manhole,whilst going in the wrong direction!

     Egg on their face, is such a great delight to me.
     Pride, vanity and ignorance~ Divine, magnificent, buffoonery!




             11-20-2020...

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