Duke Beaufort Poet Limerick

Inane and Insane - Or Is It the Other Way Around

A sub human waste dump named Pence
Has thoughts that defy common sense 
And who wants this chump?
The assinine Trump
Who thinks with his rump so immense

What is something uproarious?
Her plan to be victorious
Who must to us speak
Since democracy’s Greek?
Hilarious Clintorius!

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Debbie Duncan April 22, 2017 at 11:29 PM Nothing like a little humor, thanks for reading my Willow Tree :) Love is grand when it's good. Duke Beaufort April 23, 2017 at 7:24 AM Yes, that is a poem I will always remember. The mixing of the person and the tree in my mind and the way you did it is genius in poetry. That doesn't happen very often.

Michael Ainsley August 30, 2016 at 11:37 PM You have a good kind of madness Duke. Keep it up.I like being mad with you;Thalia Duke Beaufort September 27, 2016 at 4:22 PM It's all crazier every day. But thanks.

Pashang Salehi August 8, 2016 at 2:17 AM Hi Duke, you do know the way I think about your thoughts when you're attacking people..... In this case I'm with you .. Duke Beaufort August 19, 2016 at 2:44 PM That's funny. I am just annoyed at the lack of empathy some people have and how privileged they let themselves feel. I prefer your attitude towards life, and that is how I live, but I do have to point out what I see.

Nette Onclaud July 30, 2016 at 4:50 PM and the drum beats on much louder now.. wonderful political humor, duke... huggs Duke Beaufort August 19, 2016 at 2:48 PM It gets crazier by the hour. What strange times we live in. Thank-you for being here!!

Michael Ainsley July 30, 2016 at 2:18 PM Without humor Duke we go insane.Thank you Duke Beaufort August 19, 2016 at 2:43 PM Michael, I see you are undergoing a transition. I wish you well and am happy for you. This should be such a wonderful experience. Keep in touch.

Jan Allison July 28, 2016 at 3:44 AM Duke please can I have your permission to use the hilarious hilary line - I will credit you with it on a poem I have brewing in my head :-) hugs Jan xx Duke Beaufort July 30, 2016 at 4:19 PM Jan, go for it! I am only happy that you are enjoying this.

Andrea Dietrich July 28, 2016 at 1:45 AM You are at it again. I always love seeing your newest limerick, Sir Duke!! Duke Beaufort July 30, 2016 at 4:19 PM Andrea, you have such a talent and seem to write with such ease. I do love to laugh!!

Jan Allison July 27, 2016 at 6:39 PM oh my oh my Duke this sure made me LOL - especially the final line of the second stanza - I've done a few about Trump none about Hilary ... yet lol:-) hugs Jan xx7 Duke Beaufort July 27, 2016 at 7:19 PM We do need to laugh because this is really something unbelievable to watch. There is so much $ changing hands in all of this. I wish you well, and let's keep laughing!!!!