Short Typhoid Poems

Short Typhoid Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Typhoid by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Typhoid by length and keyword.


Premium Member Spanish Flu Started It All

The Spanish flu started everything off
Now we are excited by a cough
Typhoid Mary, regular gal
Please keep six feet, okay, pal?
Measles, mumps, rubella.
Aids and HIV
And shingles too
Chickenpox
Virus
Sick
Form: Etheree


Premium Member Safari Samantha

Samantha sensed another safari was in her very near future
the summer was not over yet, so she ran to Africa, the Congo
Mosquitoes, Covid, Typhoid and fruit flies did not bother her
Her maps were worn out so she winged it, and loved it so…

Premium Member Feeling Seasick

I'm going through the motions whilst surfing in the sea Now I’ve contracted typhoid, oh deary deary me! Raw sewage pumped into the sea really is outrageous Typhoid is a horrid disease and sadly it's contagious 02~07~17
Form: Couplet

Premium Member Poets Wordplay

Typhoid Harry
Scandemic Pandemic
Truthsaying Soothsayers
Interaction, satisfaction
Living Bill

Mood for thought
Reparations, separations
I’m not you, Babe
Heeler’s Moist
Swirl Cool

Tool’s Cold
Mail Mouse Mock
Sweaty Boat Junction
Bibbity Jibbity
Kalamazoo Donahoo Bibbity Bobbity Boo

How To Contact Certain Diseases

When you eat chicken,you get chicken-pox.
When you play polo, you catch polio.
When you color,you catch cholera.
When you descend on people you catch dysentry.
When you like harvesting potato tubers you catch tuberculosis.
When you steal answer you catch cancer.
When you don't like people you catch Aids.
When you eat from a dish in a cafeteria you catch diphteria.
If you continue to tie your headtie you'll get typhoid.
Form: Burlesque


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