How To Contact Certain Diseases

When you eat chicken,you get chicken-pox. When you play polo, you catch polio. When you color,you catch cholera. When you descend on people you catch dysentry. When you like harvesting potato tubers you catch tuberculosis. When you steal answer you catch cancer. When you don't like people you catch Aids. When you eat from a dish in a cafeteria you catch diphteria. If you continue to tie your headtie you'll get typhoid.