Short Tube Poems
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The singer’s throat is very sore,
In fact, she’s rather hoarse,
And now there’s been a power cut -
No ‘You Tube’ film, of course…
for PD’s contest
You tube (animal pictures)
Cat kisses dog
Dog looks at the camera
Embarrassed
Dignity lost
What it would like to do
Is to kill the bloody mog.
you-tube
no poems written today
only conspiracy
watched with wide-eyed wonder
as goldfish swim away
Published - Spring 2016 - A Hundred Gourds
Elmer Fudd learned how to play the kazoo
He felt he needed to do something new
First he would inhale
Then he would turn pale
Oops! His kazoo was a You Tube taboo
aka
Terry's Rush Hour Tube Trauma
A voice rose from a burning bush,
"O feel the contours of my tush!
Ounce for ounce
Cheeks will bounce
With just an itty-bitty push!"
You should never watch the six o'clock news
Nothing happy there, just more singing the blues
Bout who's threatening who
Or a mass killing or two
Just sit back and watch reruns, your honey and you
You should never watch the six o'clock news
Nothing happy there, just more singing the blues
Bout who's threatening who
Or a mass killing or two
Just sit back and watch reruns, your honey and you
You should never watch the six o'clock news
Nothing happy there, just more singing the blues
Bout who's threatening who
Or a mass killing or two
Just sit back and watch reruns, your honey and you
Hi Everyone,
Just put this on you
tube. Thought I
would give it a try
and see how
many people watch.
Let me know what you
think please.
Sorry if I scare
anyone. LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tl9zf5zENU
watching the boob tube
not a waste of time
PBS is good
got me through grade school
use to watch Hunter
Virginia
on Friday nights
the step daughters
loved their Baywatch
eighty-six
world series
eyes were glued
Red Sox
they lost
shucks
To the bathroom, quick I raced.
I threw the cabinet wide in haste
To see what’s in that tube of paste.
It’s not that I am pure or chaste,
But I’ve not yet acquired that taste.
Yellow #1 dye? It’s in the waste…
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More fun with Maurice Rigoler’s Ancient Toothpaste
A second chance is always there
As God is offering us a second chance
Like vaccination,organ transplant
And test-tube baby
A hope and life is always there
Let's thank the scientists and so God
For the salvation and contribution
For the greatness,devotion and love
Ever found on earth
To fight the devils and the evils
air rockets skyward
uppercutting inside
plastic neon flesh
contorting at inhuman angles
what does my body language spell?
ankles anchored into the Earth
to stay grounded as the wave
of time and space crashes
a flood of stagnant flux
there is a symphony of bones
snapping and cracking
in twisted orchestrations
the act of existing for me
is a resilient demonstration
Human brain is a drinking tube
some pots it is placed have water
others are filled with sweet drinks
there are those with alcoholic fluids
Place the mind in any of them
it becomes refreshed, joyful or drank
When it is refreshed
society is energized to do good
when it is joyful
society celebrates life and progress
but when it is drank
society laments the curse of being alive
My TV quit today
God saw fit to take it away
Big ol ice storm came along
Knocked that boob tube
Off his throne.
Cable company doesn't care
They think I can just sit and stare
At a blank screen with no sound.
People I'm not kidd'n round
My way of life has run aground.
No TV Land no Disney too
No Food Network with all the food.
People won't you hear my plea
Give my TV back to me.