Short Titter Poems
Short Titter Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Titter by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Titter by length and keyword.
Marsupials breed fitter litters
Marsupials feed titter spitters
Jitters on the venue
Critters on the menu
Marsupial Soup/Bitter Fritters
some people titter
some giggle
some snicker
not me
with me you get the full out donkey bray
The milk flying out of my nose
my tonsils showing
Wildlife 15
"Pinky" was born in a litter
Where his humour made everyone titter,
He once told a joke
Of a pig in a poke
So his mum kicked him right in the ter!
Fart is a silly word, makes everyone titter
Causes that exact reaction, it's a fart emitter
Lighten up people
It's no more evil
Than “poopy” or “potty” or “twit my twitter”
Last of the Litter
On brink often many have started to titter;
They even also were the last of the litter;
Were in doubt;
Could be about;
What was worst of all became a quitter.
Jim Horn
Spiffed up in my tux and looking so cool
My, how the ladies do titter and drool
I strut about to entice
Fell on my bum on the ice
Picking myself up, slunk off like a fool
joker quips thought
brings chuckle snorts
titter, giggles
snicker, wiggles
belly shaking
body quaking
roll on the floor
shrieking laughter
Charlie Quadku Poetry Contest
Sponsor Charles Messina
Dated 5/9/2019
Placed 3rd with thanks
diddle-daddle idle chatter
many asked what was the matter?
he ran off to be a batter
running bases in pitter patter
bats he used would often shatter
titter tatter chitter chatter
time wasted said the now rich batter
he’s a big shot, said my cousin Datter
everything fresh
everything new
laughter that can travel miles
not a titter
a wide open guffaw
that would make a donkey blush
normal had changed
life as I know it before dissipated
crucified and resurrected in his smile
and his wide open laugh
that scares crows
Titter Tatter Pitter Patter Happy Halloween Hal
Got his own jack-o-lantern thanks to a good pal.
What is that? Asked Sassy Sue, his current gal.
She made fun of the jack-o-lantern and his pal Hal.
Titter Tatter Pitter Patter Happy Halloween Hal
Dumped her that very day, and found a more positive gal.
We will all be on a committee and we will all agree on everything.
I could not stop laughing.
Not just a subtle little titter of a laugh
but
a
flat out heehaw-magical-maniacal-crazed—loudest-non-stop-laugh-in-this-world-in-this-century-laugh.
It was the quickest way I knew how to get out of it.
And yes, it worked.
Thank you.
Dutch cruller, rich and sweet,
Belgium chocolates, nothing like them.
Scottish kale, made into tasty broth.
New England crab, pride of the Atlantic,
Cuba’s sweet and sour daiquiri.
America’s tastiest eggnog, made instantly sour by the sight of one small dead titter mouse.
One teeny tiny mistake, but I may never drink eggnog again.
Pitter Patter on my wall, who is it
I hear call.
In my room I sit alone
but I hear you send me a
friendly bong.
Are you telling me a tale
of all who has stayed here alone
as well.
Oh my friendly titter tatter,
won't you tell me what is a
matter.
Are you lonesome too? or is it
just a ghostly boo.
Asking me to notice you.
Faerie children were all a titter
It was spring time no longer bitter
Grandpa Faerie’s dandelion distribution day
They were giddy and happy from far away
They arrived in doubles and triples and quads.
They giggled and wiggled in all kinds of squads
Grandpa Faerie was out with great speed
Recognizing their happiness for this pretty weed.
Faerie children were all a titter
It was spring time no longer bitter
Grandpa Faerie’s dandelion distribution day
They were giddy and happy from far away
They arrived in doubles and triples and quads.
They giggled and wiggled in all kinds of squads
Grandpa Faerie was out with great speed
Recognizing their happiness for this pretty weed.
Short Forms For Summer Part III
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Summer Simplicity
The east rises glory and it gently sweeps my face,
the fields of yellow caress my eyes with simplicity.
Strawberries and watermelon juicy as a candy-pops,
I hear the June bugs titter-tatter and I drown in felicity.
Date Written: May 22, 2016
Giggle, chortle, chuckle, laugh,
Snicker and guffaw;
Titter, be in stitches, snort
As if you broke the law.
Cackle, beam and grin so wide
Your cheeks will start to hurt.
Set your face aglow like when
You eat the best dessert.
Keep the real world from your thoughts
And let your mind employ
Whatever tactics it may have
To conjure up some joy.
My imagination gloats in the sun
My muses come forth, I have more than one.
Trixie, their director, lands on her bun.
Other muses titter, thinking it is fun.
They do not know the routine of this almost Hun.
I try to warn them, but their laughing is not done.
When Trixie gets up I yell to them “BETTER RUN!”
They get it and scatter running out toward the sun.
When I hear a titter it always makes me sad for it seems repressed
afraid to show its' voice
A normal quiet laugh is a little better
still unsure of its' reception
But a good ole belly laugh makes my heart rejoice
for it is unabashed to make its' voice be known
One day I hope to join the ranks of the belly laugh
to be unashamed and proud of what I am
For laughter is the song of the soul
Terrific Tremendious Turbulent
Trip Taken Through Time That
Truly Tempted Those Tempered
To Titter Transforming Transparent
Titillating Tenacious Transferred
Trophies Trying Transliterating
Title Transgressing Temptation.
Now you figure it out Contest
with words starting with the
presumable same letter. Ain't
English great.
Jim Horn, Soothsayer
and also Word Slayer
PS. It sure is sick alright.
Form:
Bewitching beauty who summons placid unicorns,
Enchanting them with mystical powered loveliness
Forest creatures of all races watch in wonder
She lures them into the woods, entrancing them
Exquisitely done the faeries titter to each other
The faerie of the woods releases them with hope
They are better than they arrived, replenished, optimistic
She has revitalized their spirits giving them unconditional love.
Bewitching beauty who summons placid unicorns,
Enchanting them with mystical powered loveliness
Forest creatures of all races watch in wonder
She lures them into the woods, entrancing them
Exquisitely done the faeries titter to each other
The faerie of the woods releases them with hope
They are better than they arrived, replenished, optimistic
She has revitalized their spirits giving them unconditional love.
Humor
Humor
Humor
I did this one for a contest(early) too early
Even laughter has a hollow sound.
A ringing note, a false note, no hope,
no joke, ahhahaha, teeheehee,
titter, titter, Oh flitter,
I am trying to make you laugh,
Who? Me!
What a joke, r
What a hope, r
What YOU are is
My Friend
Again.
//? ? +
Charles Robert Hice
Copyright ©2006 Charles Robert Hice
Charles Hice
While Doris was swimming along came a pup.
Hi! Said the pup, want to be my friend straight up?
Doris was wasted, so she toasted him with her cup.
He was not savvy about liquor, so he took a sup.
Oh my! Said the pup, your water is horribly bitter.
Thinking it hilarious, she shared with a titter.
Watch out! Said a friend; there could be nine more in the litter.
She ended up taking the puppy home, and had to pay a dog sitter.
faerie fauna sat on her house staring over a hill.
Her company had not arrived, her cousin named Bill.
Where is he? Asked a pink rose. Her voice was shrill.
This shocked faerie fauna, and her caterpillar, Will.
Other flowers began to titter as they watched over the hill.
You are so late Faerie Fauna thought. Where are you Bill?
Her apple pie was cooling fast on the window sill.
He is not coming! Announced the rose, persnickety still.