Short Titter Poems

hot tea and crumpets
cool cucumber sandwich
no beer in sight

prissy tea room
tarot card atmosphere
women titter...

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some people titter
some giggle
some snicker

not me

with me you get the full out donkey bray
The milk flying out of my nose
my tonsils showing...

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Wildlife 15

"Pinky" was born in a litter
Where his humour made everyone titter,
He once told a joke
Of a pig in a poke
So his mum kicked him right in the ter!...

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Fart is a silly word, makes everyone titter
Causes that exact reaction, it's a fart emitter
Lighten up people
It's no more evil
Than “poopy” or “potty” or “twit my twitter”...

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Last of the Litter

On brink often many have started to titter;
They even also were the last of the litter;
Were in doubt;
Could be about;
What was worst of all became a quitter.

Jim Horn...

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joker quips thought
brings chuckle snorts
titter, giggles
snicker, wiggles

belly shaking
body quaking
roll on the floor
shrieking laughter

Charlie Quadku Poetry Contest
Sponsor Charles Messina
Dated 5/9/2019
Placed 3rd with thanks...

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everything fresh
everything new
laughter that can travel miles
not a titter
a wide open guffaw 
that would make a donkey blush
normal had changed
life as I know it before dissipated
crucified and resurrected in his smile
and his wide open laugh
that scares crows...

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We will all be on a committee and we will all agree on everything.
I could not stop laughing.
Not just a subtle little titter of a laugh
but 
a
 flat out heehaw-magical-maniacal-crazed—loudest-non-stop-laugh-in-this-world-in-this-century-laugh.
It was the quickest way I knew how to get out of it.
And yes, it worked.
Thank you....

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Dutch cruller, rich and sweet,
Belgium chocolates, nothing like them.
Scottish kale, made into tasty broth.
New England crab, pride of the Atlantic,
Cuba’s sweet and sour daiquiri.
America’s tastiest eggnog, made instantly sour by the sight of one small dead titter mouse.
One teeny tiny mistake, but I may never drink eggnog again....

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Pitter Patter on my wall, who is it
 I hear call.

 In my room I sit alone
 but I hear you send me a
 friendly bong.

 Are you telling me a tale
 of all who has stayed here alone
 as well.

 Oh my friendly titter tatter,
 won't you tell me what is a
 matter.

 Are you lonesome too? or is it
 just a ghostly boo.
 Asking me to notice you....

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Faerie children were all a titter
It was spring time no longer bitter
Grandpa Faerie’s dandelion distribution day
They were giddy and happy from far away

They arrived in doubles and triples and quads.
They giggled and wiggled in all kinds of squads
Grandpa Faerie was out with great speed
Recognizing their happiness for this pretty weed....

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Faerie children were all a titter
It was spring time no longer bitter
Grandpa Faerie’s dandelion distribution day
They were giddy and happy from far away

They arrived in doubles and triples and quads.
They giggled and wiggled in all kinds of squads
Grandpa Faerie was out with great speed
Recognizing their happiness for this pretty weed....

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Short Forms For Summer Part III
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

Summer Simplicity

The east rises glory and it gently sweeps my face,
   the fields of yellow caress my eyes with simplicity.
      Strawberries and watermelon juicy as a candy-pops,
         I hear the June bugs titter-tatter and I drown in felicity.

Date Written: May 22, 2016...

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Giggle, chortle, chuckle, laugh,
Snicker and guffaw;
Titter, be in stitches, snort
As if you broke the law.

Cackle, beam and grin so wide
Your cheeks will start to hurt.
Set your face aglow like when
You eat the best dessert.

Keep the real world from your thoughts
And let your mind employ
Whatever tactics it may have
To conjure up some joy....

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My imagination gloats in the sun
My muses come forth, I have more than one.
Trixie, their director, lands on her bun.
Other muses titter, thinking it is fun.

They do not know the routine of this almost Hun.
I try to warn them, but their laughing is not done.
When Trixie gets up I yell to them “BETTER RUN!”
They get it and scatter running out toward the sun....

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Terrific Tremendious Turbulent 
Trip Taken Through Time That
Truly Tempted Those Tempered
To Titter Transforming Transparent
Titillating Tenacious Transferred
Trophies Trying Transliterating
Title Transgressing Temptation.

Now you figure it out Contest
with words starting with the
presumable same letter. Ain't
English great.

Jim Horn, Soothsayer 
and also Word Slayer

PS. It sure is sick alright....

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Bewitching beauty who summons placid unicorns,
Enchanting them with mystical powered loveliness
Forest creatures of all races watch in wonder
She lures them into the woods, entrancing them

Exquisitely done the faeries titter to each other 
The faerie of the woods releases them with hope
They are better than they arrived, replenished, optimistic
She has revitalized their spirits giving them unconditional love....

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Bewitching beauty who summons placid unicorns,
Enchanting them with mystical powered loveliness
Forest creatures of all races watch in wonder
She lures them into the woods, entrancing them

Exquisitely done the faeries titter to each other 
The faerie of the woods releases them with hope
They are better than they arrived, replenished, optimistic
She has revitalized their spirits giving them unconditional love....

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Humor 

Humor 
   
  
  Humor 
I did this one for a contest(early) too early 

Even laughter has a hollow sound. 
A ringing note, a false note, no hope, 
no joke, ahhahaha, teeheehee, 
titter, titter, Oh flitter, 
I am trying to make you laugh, 
Who? Me! 
What a joke, r 
What a hope, r 
What YOU are is 
My Friend 
Again. 
//? ? + 

Charles Robert Hice 

Copyright ©2006 Charles Robert Hice 

Charles Hice...

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While Doris was swimming along came a pup.
Hi! Said the pup, want to be my friend straight up?
Doris was wasted, so she toasted him with her cup.
He was not savvy about liquor, so he took a sup.

Oh my! Said the pup, your water is horribly bitter.
Thinking it hilarious, she shared with a titter.
Watch out! Said a friend; there could be nine more in the litter.
She ended up taking the puppy home, and had to pay a dog sitter....

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Drip drop
titter tatter
hear the raindrops
pitter patter
falling faster
growing fatter
hit the ground
splash and splatter.

Prattle tattle
swish and swizzle
hear them make
the sidewalk sizzle
pitter pitter
drip and drizzle
falling softer
start to fizzle.

Drip drip drip
they tap the pane
drip drip drop
they start to wane
rush gush
the gutters drain
hear the music
of the rain.



Elelment - Water/Rain   Sense - Sound/Hearing...

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Duck Talk.

Waddle,waddle, waddle.
Quack, quack, quack.
As Mrs Duck and Mrs Goose
go waddling up the track.
Oh Mrs Duck says Mrs Goose
don't you love these walks without Mr Drake.
But Mrs Goose says Mrs Duck
I'll meet him at the Lake.
Where people come to feed us
with cake and all kinds of bread.
So be careful Mrs Goose
I'll not tell him what you said.
If he thinks I'd rather waddle
and titter with a quack
Well Mrs Goose you'd be dead
cause he'd have you for his snack....

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