Short Tesla Poems

Tesla’s magic wand,
Energy in the ether's;
Paints lightening art.

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Tesla Coil Radio

Rock and very strange
In your ears Tesla does spark
Enlighten writings
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a Tesla driver placed a note over the emblem on its hood ... it reads

                              IDENTIFYING AS A CHEVY TODAY...

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An orange Tesla that was bought by Scott
Ran out of go juice right there on the spot
Then was quickly passed
By a Pacer, gassed
And AMC car shaped like a kumquat...

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Patents brought us greed
As Nikolai Tesla modernize technology 
Thinkers and the so-called inventors copy
Most of Tesla's invention to innovation 
While Tesla died in penury and underprivileged 
His innovators became rich and wealthy....

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Elon Musk the Starman
Without gas you bet I can
Launched a Tesla Falcon Heavy
Using gas like an old beat Chevy
Electric car for your need
It's got space you won't believe
Lonely ride with astronaut
Use your paypal can be bought 
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Brilliant for sure
Perhaps an enigma
Monotony’s cure
Cultural stigma
Secure transactions
Visions of Mars
Free-speech imperatives,
Self-driving cars
Staunch libertarian
Doge crypto bump
But buying a Tesla?
That’s voting for Trump
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Mu uncle Franklin
was a pro wrestler.
He lit up a room
like Nikola Tesla.

My aunt Judy
was a cake maker.
Her cakes were tall
like an LA Laker.

My brother Steve
played video games
-until my mom Kate
called him names.

Kate, to her credit
was a fine, fine artist.
But with brains, forget it.
I am the smartest....

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Power in the night time
flowing down those pole wires,
bless electricity!

your breakers not thrown,
bright light for everyone to see,
bless electricity!

armature moves,
electro-mechanical,
bless electricity!

tesla coil fires,
transistors begin switching,
bless electricity!

amplifier energy,
music notes play,
bless electricity!
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We must not be doomed;
Our life's nature must not be 
A musky Eden:-
We must re-plow the nation,
And rose-garden democracy:-

Every day, we must
Overcome trumped-up evil,
And its musky scent:-
Let's not be tesla door dashes
Into political hell:-

Remember, each day
Has its tomorrow;
Oppression must not!
Let's make our tomorrow sweet;
Void of musky politics:-...

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We must not be doomed;
Our life’s nature must not be
A musky Eden:-
We must replow the nation,
And rose-garden democracy:-

Every day, we must
Overcome triumphed-up evil
And its musky sce t:-
Let’s not be tesla-door dashed
Into political hell:-

Remember, each day
Has a wishful tomorrow;
Oppression must not:-
Let’s make our tomorrow sweet;
Void of funky politics:-
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The outrage spills
sews evil seeds
reaps injustice
as innocence bleeds.

Misguided few
opinions flawed
fallacious minds
spurred by fraud.

Seek what's true
for better aim
this acting out
shall bring you shame!!





Violent destructive acts upon the property of others, (Tesla) for whatever reason, cannot be justified, you are a criminal and you should be severely punished!!...

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in the trench I traveled the grand father opening up to me
telling me stories of foes or friends the grand daughter
and you want to tell me the crusades

every night when I close my eyes I dream the fight

not for me to share but a few and not certainly the greed
of tesla not taking a ride but the gems of africa
and china to take a shine for a private jet

or just I jest the dream of revolting an orbit...

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While listening on his cosmic phone
He caught the words 'Olympus blown'
A newcomer, being shown around
was guided there by way of sound

" she's listening " Archimedes found
to steps been laid upon the ground
Sir Isaac, while upside down
gave Albert a turn
saying "change that frown!"
Kelvin's finally finished his cup
and our dearest Tesla...

is about to wake up!

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it's a matter...
of transmutable...

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These poets never  dismiss you!
They always cheer you on.  

You won' find then as fault finders.
Or to embarass you in public with 
blatant reminders.

Nor show off how smart they are.
Those are not poets,,more like Tesla cars.

Friends know "the other" is very invaluable.
The long term friendships at Poetry Soup?
Most blessed, and poetically incalculable,


                5/1/2021
                   ~3~...

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Once keys jingled,
ignition and clutch
growling
with one open mouth.

The ride is smoother now,
no need to kickstart or throttle
the brain.

We let our bodies talk,
through the gears.

Hold my stick honey,
while I change lanes
looking for potholes.

I fall asleep,
when not fighting your curves.

We all know that recharging,
a Tesla
is a peaceful way to die,

let us speed past darlin,
just as sexy
as age will allow.

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Newsom, up for recall is:

N~ narcissistic
E~ egotistical 
W~weak-willed
S~ sullen
O~oligarch
M~maniacal 

Recall vote date is,
Oct, 2021

Under lockdown, since, March, 2020? Insane? 
He ruined our economy, kept schools closed, beaches.
Many cannot live here. Economic collapse!!M
Many moved to six sane states. Hurrah!
Tesla had tbe sense, to move to Texas
               

                       5/4/2021
                         ~6~...

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My old flame in the kitchen
Man, she could bring the heat
They’ve now induced induction
I feel so incomplete

It sprung up overnight
It lit the world ablaze
And now my flame’s anathema
In just a few short days

They say she causes asthma
And cognitive distress
I think there’s likely more at play
But that’s an addled guess

But I know when the grid is out
The Tesla has no charge
I’ll be flippin’ griddle cakes
with gas and living large...

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We know it was a great fanfare 
when Elon Musk sent a Tesla car towards the stars
with a fully loaded battery
When the hoopla died down and eyes were diverted
to the everyday problems on earth
The car started by itself and began visiting planet Saturn
and little Pluto and other planets of interest
When the time is right and astronauts, say Mars and walking
down the ladder, seeing tire marks will exclaim
Truly, ancient man was here.  




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Rob Corn Cob
Yankee Hillbilly Provence Gourmet,
Michelle & Lukas are Certainly His "Ole´!",
Add Homebrew, Tesla & Woodworking "Fine´" 
Ask Rob, "Parlez Vous Francais?"
And His Reply, "Ques Que C'est?"
Instead of "Bonjour!", Good 'Ole "Hey!"
Friendly is Rob, Sharing All On His Tray,
He'll Listen to Your Tears & Your Say,
Concerned Others Don't Lose Their Way,
Never One to Ignore a Stray,
Expecting Nothing in Return, No Pay,
Rob's Pat on Your Back Makes Your Day!...

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Thomas made the lightbulb, and Nikola made a coil,
each of them was brilliant over everything they'd toil.

And though they did amazing things with all their mind and heart,
neither liked the other one and so they worked apart.

They argued over processes and created quite a feud,
they berated and belittled and were both completely rude.

It's too bad that their pride got in the way right from the start;
they could have done much more together than they did apart....

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I’m an old guy jogging
like Joe Biden, kind of goofy looking.
The wind is dragging its feet,
the sun is frying sweat again.

I like to rock on the porch
shopping in my mind
for stuff too expensive to actually buy,

but out here people stare,
young girls giggle,
dogs sniff and yap, some attack.
I get a runners fizzy-dizzy,
then cuss under my breath.

I think I will shop for a Tesla later
or a New Chevy Corvette.
Maybe Amazon has some miniature models
for a kid my age....

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I’m an old guy jogging
like Joe Biden, kind of goofy looking.
The wind is dragging its feet,
the sun is frying sweat again.

I like to rock on the porch
shopping in my mind
for stuff too expensive to actually buy,

but out here people stare,
young girls giggle,
dogs sniff and yap, some attack.
I get a runners fizzy-dizzy,
then cuss under my breath.

I think I will shop for a Tesla later
or a New Chevy Corvette.
Maybe Amazon has some miniature models
for a kid my age....

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Why Would Anyone Buy A Tesla And A MAGA Hat

Why would anyone patronize Elon Muck?
Muck rode the coattails of his friend Donald Duck
Muck and Duck went up the hill
To serve us a bitter pill
Their fascism has left the country horror-struck

Muck's shaking of the tree, and kills the forest
His cleaning of the house affects the poorest
He's slashing a sword at regimes
And sending our country downstream
Muck pulls puppets strings, and Duck's the daffiest

connie pachecho

2/16/25...

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