Short Susie Poems
Short Susie Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Susie by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Susie by length and keyword.
summer fun at the nude beach
my fantasies within reach
one day while I was there
Susie had not much to wear
and had racy tattoos on each cheek
Categories:
susie, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Jerry was gung-ho, root’n toot’n
Loved Susie, who was high fallut’n.
They had a big fight
He would not eat right
She wanted him to eat only gluten.
Categories:
susie, food,
Form:
Limerick
Susie was a confused coconut
At home she was a favored queen
Mama was busy with work
Daddy was busy too
Revered by grandma
Entertained self
A loner
No friend
Yet
Categories:
susie, confusion, kid, school,
Form:
Nonet
Scintillating sun shines so sister Susie sunbathes seductively - sans swimsuit!
Tautogram Poems Poetry Contest
Sponsored By Eve Roper
10/23/19
Categories:
susie, summer, sunshine,
Form:
Tautogram
Susie ate her sugarless serving with a slow spoon
Soggy sobs serenaded
her seven-year-old sister’s
shocked, sensitive ears
Saccharine sadness sampled simply too soon
Categories:
susie, childhood, food, fun, humorous,
Form:
Alliteration
icy white frosting
glistens on my once green grass ...
winter has arrived
slippery pavements
must be careful when walking...
sister Susie falls
11/18/19
Categories:
susie, garden, winter,
Form:
Haiku
When she’s sure her tired hubby’s asleep,
Susie sneaks from the bedroom to keep
a much-loved rendezvous.
Rocky Road she will woo.
Her addiction to ice cream runs deep.
Categories:
susie, addiction, sweet,
Form:
Limerick
My boss was a sneak and a cheat.
His wife was much nicer and sweet.
She caught him with Susie,
A flaunting it floozie
And threw him right out in the street.
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For Carolyn's contestWon no. 4
Categories:
susie, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Hot Shot Susie, had once shot a SNAKE,
Then shot a WOLF HOUND, oven did bake,
One catch she snatched, just won't go,
Tried have it shoved, still was no,
Sly RAT, git, you owe me your LIFE JAKE!
Categories:
susie, animal, death,
Form:
Limerick
Susie’s skirts now conceal her behind
(most of it), and she’s not so inclined
to get drunk and start fights
at the bars. She delights
in declaring, “Look, y’all. I’m refined!
Categories:
susie, clothes, image,
Form:
Limerick
Sister Susie sits shelling shellfish in summer
Shelling shellfish sister Susie sits
Shellfish scent secreted on Susie’s sundress…
Sadly sister Susie stinks!
16th June 2016
Categories:
susie, child, humorous, summer,
Form:
Alliteration
Sister Susie swigged seven Sangria's,
Seven Sangria's sister Susie swigged.
Swigging seven Sangria's was so stupid -
Susie’s severely sozzled her twin sister twigged!
1/17/20
Categories:
susie, drink, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
My sister Susie loved picking her nose
To her chagrin her little finger froze
It was stuck so far
Doc used a crowbar
Finger up nose - not a ladylike pose!
14TH January 2016
Categories:
susie, body, children, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
We do not want to frighten anyone, especially the kids.
This was told to us by the ghost walkers – two Susies and two Sids.
Susie Mom and baby Susie, and Sid One and now Sid Two.
They were careful not to scare anyone, holding in each enormous boo
Categories:
susie, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 7th
Form:
Rhyme
When Susie is marrying Martin
The vicar starts belching and fartin’
After Sue says ‘I do’
Vicar runs to the loo
His dodgy lunch is soon departin’!
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
9,9,6,6,9 using how many syllables
8/26/19
Categories:
susie, body, wedding,
Form:
Limerick
He’d been too yellow to admit he was having an affair
Susie was seething and started screaming at his deception
She’d found long blonde hairs in her husband’s Cadillac car
Slowly she poured paint stripper over its ochre paintwork
Photo 3 Chosen – Contest Yellow Sponsored by Silent One
03~03~16
Categories:
susie, anger, betrayal, car,
Form:
Free verse
Susie was tired of ironing one day
Wanted to use her board in a fun way
Jumped on top, like a surf board,
it crashed to the floor, oh lord!
Now she's stuck on the board in the doorway
7/17/22
Contest: Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Lisa YY
(edited 7/18/22)
Syllable counts: 10 10 7 7 10 - Used Howmanysyllables.com
Categories:
susie, fun, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Susie sassed some stupid scoundrels
they tried to take her treasure
Bobby blew back barbaric barbs
Susie shook some soot off her sweater
lovely little lights lit the large lake
promising perfect midnight persuasions
Susie sat still staring silently
bobby won't be back before breakfast
he had his handsome hazed gaze on her
Categories:
susie, love
Form:
Alliteration
On holiday whilst in South Zante
My uncle is caught ‘in flagrante’
Found in the jacuzzi
With fat floozie Susie
He’s no chance of coitus with aunty!
Aunt Bertha's quite livid with Mel
She kicked him out of their hotel
The lowlife, the fool
Now sleeps by the pool
Aunt certainly made his life hell!
Categories:
susie, betrayal, holiday, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
When Slippery Susie starts to stare
Everson Everly is happy to share
Entices Everson yes she can
Does as she likes as she leads her man
So it seems Susie is the one
Mistake it may be or can this be done
Ordinary question where is the answer
Kicking purple heels on the floor a dancer
Enjoying the Music that they create; regardless...
Categories:
susie, art, funny, imagination, life, parody, people,
Form:
Acrostic
To my Auntie Jenny,
Whom I loved so much,
You are now with the Lord and free of pain,
You and Walter are back together,
I will miss you loads,
I remember your fun times,
You had a heart of gold,
Kind, fun, generous and warm.
May you now Rest in peace.
Love from your niece Susie <>< <><
Ps, Please will you give Richard a hug and kiss from me.
Categories:
susie, tribute,
Form:
Pastoral
As the world unfurls
iN REMbrandt's muddy pastel
Little Susie curls her knees
right on cue, credence that
there's clear water here, a
revival of Hawkins and
Burton's swamp spell
When I tried to leave her
dream, she called back:
'Freddy, come save me'
I know that it's cruel to
replace her, though her
night terrors are negotiated,
I awaken her fears
Categories:
susie, dream, extended metaphor, music, night, psychological, romance,
Form:
Sonnet
Outraged at what I saw
I covered my eyes and hardly peeked
I couldn’t believe the mess on the wall
And the way the kitchen sink had leaked
Damnnit Susie!
Damnnit Charles!
Go to your rooms,
And don’t you come back down to supper!
Removing my hand shakily
I began to clean what was in front of me
I started to get up angrily
How could my children do this to me!
Categories:
susie, childhood
Form:
Free verse
Silly Susie sang sweet songs of all seasons,
repetitious lyrics redundant, without reason.
Lovely luscious harmonies sung so happily,
having her one moment of fame, she’d bow affably.
Silly Susie truly was the best of all young crooners
and she always hit perfect notes without any tuner!
4-13-2020
6 LINES OF CHEERFUL RHYME Poetry Contest
Line Gauthier
Categories:
susie, cute, fun, poems, poetry, song, uplifting,
Form:
Rhyme
Once upon a time, Susie squirrel
Saw an awkward, gray mouse named mutt
The initial attraction was
Because she thought he was a nut!
Little mouse Mutt, was a bit slow,
The butt of many a wise crack
Crawling around once for a week
With a "Kick me" sign on his back!
Mutt gave her an adoring look
She said, "Behind you is a cat!"
Then she scooted up an old oak tree
And so that was the end of that!
Categories:
susie, animal, fantasy, humor,
Form:
Quatrain