Short Stupid Poems

Short Stupid Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Stupid by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Stupid by length and keyword.


Premium Member Don'T Let This Freak You Out

Spelling's such a stupid thing
    to get freaked out about

  Of this, I am very shure
    ~ In fact, I have no dout
Form: Rhyme


Premium Member Toupe

In a world where chaos creates role models, what do we expect to find? A head full of stupid ideas and a badly placed Toupe.
Form: Monoku

Premium Member Cupid - Tb

he quickly fled
with wings spread far...
hit head on branch

crimson fluid
shed... cupid ran
stupid he felt

1/27/2019
© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Than-Bauk

Stupid Rhyme

I love you in the morning,
I love you in the evening,
I love you at suppertime,
I love you so much,
I wrote this stupid rhyme.

Premium Member Two Time Losers

You said,I said, big fight; we haven’t talked,~ just realized it was stupid 















Alexis Y
4/05/2020
© Alexis Y.  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Monoku


Stupid Ignorant

who thinks he knows everything
does not even know what he does not know
until the others find out
and that it is public domain
Form: Epigram

Change of View

She ate her way into my brain
All I could percieve was rain
Let the sun come out for you
Don't call yourself plain stupid too!
Form: Quatrain

It Feels So Right

I slit my wrists
And close my eyes
And think about
His stupid lies

Slip away
Into the light
Nothings ever
Felt this right
Form: Elegy

I'M Not As Stupid As I Look

Hey! Can someone look at me?
And read me just like a book?
Believe it or not, I am not as stupid,
I am not as stupid as I look!
Form:

The Room

I looked around the room, across length and breadth. I looked around the room, I found the most stupid man and I gave him my heart
Form:

Multi Tasking

multi tasking
on a one track mind
can't fast forward
or rewind
can't push stop
can't push play
stuck on stupid
f*** this day
Form: Verse

Premium Member Nirvana

Be Stupid When It's
Smart To Be.

Why Not?
It's So Easy!

And Smart When
They’re All Stupid.

-Gray Squirrel

10-13-2025

Truthful Parents?

What did my parents do to me?
How utterly stupid can it be!
To be trapped in total dark?
Who really wants to extinguish a spark!
Form:

Premium Member A Stupid Law

Whoever passed this law must of been high on marijuana.
It's against the law to drive blindfolded and naked in the state of Alabama.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Finish Line

I do not believe it necessarily true that nice guys finish last. However stupid and insipid guys..... that is when you got it coming.
Form: ABC

I Never Walk Naked In My Flat

I never walk naked in my flat,
And so all  visitors. Not at all!
Because, my stupid ferocious cat
Likes to play with a hairy balls.
cat
Form: Quatrain

Anonymous

No greater promotion
For sheer stupidity
Than the fearless notion
Of anonymity


5/9/2022
Killing With an Epigram Poetry Contest
© Jesse Rowe  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member America the Bootyful

Sound bytes, brain blights
Ignorance is our calling
Stupid reigns supreme
Let us not Think for ourselves
We are the cattle we raise.
Form: Tanka

Bye

fat, winged babies are cupid
we all know this is, it's nothing new
dogmatically annoying me with ads is stupid
I'm bidding you adieu.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Stupid Or Smart In the Question Mark

Although I basically disagree with the saying that there are no stupid questions I would say that there are not too many smart questions.

111

Sixty-six stupid senseless stories,
Forty-five fearless fired fights,
Made my manly mourning matters
Even endlessness ends exclusively.

It's a Dog's Life

Such a silly, stupid dog
(Not nearly as smart as me)
You just grin and wag your tail
Refusing to face the fact
That life is complicated
Form: Verse

Premium Member Answering a Rude Question

Do you have any good ideas? He asked me.
I was silent for a while.
Pondering how to answer this.
No, I said.
Shutting up stupid is easy.

Author's Book

would've purchased
that author's book, in the past
not a chance nowadays

in actually
they feel like spitting on it
what a stupid cover

I Would But You Won'T

Listen, I would say
Something to you
Boy
You are stupid
Wait a minute
That would be just
it




31.03.2017 
and still thinking of

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