Short Stooges Poems
Short Stooges Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Stooges by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Stooges by length and keyword.
Three Stooges, No Waiting
curly loves to dance
larry plays the violin
moe just likes to lead...
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Categories:
stooges, celebrity, humorous,
Form:
Haiku
Scotus
Supreme Court of Twelve Uninformed Stooges selling out Laws of the Land....
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Categories:
stooges, america, anger, corruption, political, power,
Form:
Monoku
Mum's Not the Word
Instead of Calvin Coolidges
~ Washington's blessed with big-mouthed Stooges...
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Categories:
stooges, blessing, political, satire,
Form:
Monoku
Almost
Vacant eye, Weary foot
Broken hand, Distant smile
Banish thee forgone vestiges
That almost rhymes with Three Stooges
Doesn't it?...
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Categories:
stooges, perspective, philosophy, strength,
Form:
Free verse
How Poets Sow Their Wild Oats
There's a place that poets go
when they must their wild oats sow
They camp out in front of the TV set
Are the Three Stooges on the air yet...
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Categories:
stooges, fun, poets,
Form:
Couplet
We the Stooges
Moe, Larry, Curly are gone
but the stooges still live on
you'll find them in Washington
of us, they make fun
Entry for John Freeman's contest...
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Categories:
stooges, funny
Form:
Dodoitsu
War
WAR
MANY MORE,
OPENS GAMBLE DOOR!
WAR
AN ART,
ENJOYS THE BLOOD!
WAR
PAINTER CANVAS
ENJOYS RED TEARS!
WAR
STAGE SHOW
ENJOYS MUSCLE POWER!
WAR
FUNNY BAR
TO SECRET GAMBLER!
WAR
ONLY WAR
TO STOOGES SOLDIER!
-July 09, 2019 Chattogram...
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Categories:
stooges, war,
Form:
Free verse
Told
if i need to
tell you to
kiss me
then we
aren't
heart
felt
wanting
to only
lonely
be my
self
so
i
release
taken off
my leash
no more
renting
wanting
to own
but not to
have you
but for you
to have me
as we listen
to the Stooges
"I Want to be Your Dog"...
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Categories:
stooges, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Slam You P D
The Poet Destroyer is a three headed monster,
each head with its own personality.
I call these little monsters The Three Stooges,
but their actual names are Irma, Sid and Royal Royally.
I don't actually know if the above is true.
The ryhme just popped in my head and I shared it with all of you....
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Categories:
stooges, slam
Form:
Rhyme
A Song the Gorilla Sang To Me
Gorilla My Dreams sang me a moody torch song with these lyrics:
Why does your soul feel like a hole
Wherein a mole used to hide
Why does your heart fall all apart
It will not start deep inside.
Why won't somebody make my hot toddy
Oh lawdy lawdy, oh no
Why is it scary here on the ferry
With Curley Larry and Moe....
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Categories:
stooges, africa, animal, blue, romance, sad, satire, song,
Form:
Lyric
Of a Raven Wrote Edgar Poe
Of a raven wrote Edgar Poe
That came but would never go
From its perch upon Pallas
Cuz it liked watching Dallas
On the TV picture show.
Alternate, sillier version:
Of a raven wrote Edgar Poe
That came but would never go,
Whilst it dreamt of its Muses,
Two of The Stooges;
Of Larry and of Curly but never Moe....
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Categories:
stooges, nonsense, raven, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Fi, Fie Throe-Thrum
John B. Curtis put the chew in the gum *
Three Stooges put the 'nyuk' in the 'nyum' **
Little Jack Horner stuck his thumb into plum
~ Now who snuck the rum into thrum ***
_____________________________________
* 1848, the date
**Ha, ha! I'm not sure either
*** 'sneaked,' according to pedagogues and
grammar gods......
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Categories:
stooges, confusion, giggle, silly, word play,
Form:
Monorhyme
Don: Nulled For- Luck
don...nulled as a child
watched...copying
the three stooges...stage play
as a passable...dictionary of
the-sour-ass-ed terms...to communicate
his feelings as...that young child
that got his asssss.......a $100million way to see
what he wanted to see...his assssss.....
the-trump card...and if you don't
he will ...kiss it
stan sand...
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Categories:
stooges, absence, abuse,
Form:
Free verse
The Very Talented Moe
(Dedicated to Moe Howard who died May 4, 1975.)
He had black hair, he was short and his name was Moe.
He loved to slap and poke Larry, Curly and Joe.
I've seen most of the shows he was in.
Moe and the other stooges were very funny men.
1975 was a sad year because God decided that it was time for him to go.
I'm talking about the unique and talented performer named Moe....
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Categories:
stooges, death, family, funny,
Form:
I do not know?
Hail To Rock and Roll
My favorite
time span,
the sixties’s of course.
When blues and soul,
and rock
and roll
combined to
give us
Isaac Hayes and Nat King Cole,
and Elvis sings across the land.
Boston Pops
on stage
and the three stooges a rage.
I’d go back in a heartbeat
if I could see Grateful Dead,
or catch Cher on the scene,
revisit Tiny Tim’s obscene,
get into Melanie’s head,
I would,
surely would.
May 24 2011
For Nette's contest...
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Categories:
stooges, nostalgia
Form:
Rhyme
Joe Besser
This wonderful man was a stooge many years ago.
He starred in the Three Stooges and his name was Joe.
Joe didn't like to be hit by fists or with pies.
He was a great comedian and that's no lie.
Sadly he died in March of 1988.
A date that his fans would hate.
He outlived Moe and Larry by thirteen years.
People laughed every time he appeared.
He may be dead but he can never be replaced.
This funny man was a credit to the human race.
(DEDICATED TO JOE BESSER WHO DIED MARCH 1, 1988.)...
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Categories:
stooges, death, dedicationmarch,
Form:
Rhyme