Short Springer Poems
Short Springer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Springer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Springer by length and keyword.
We are with a young springer called Flo
living up to her name in full flow.
Dancing on her lead
she's longing to speed,
for there's nothing she'll miss with her nose.
Categories:
springer, dance, dog,
Form:
Limerick
Tis an ode to the glory
of this unemployment story
Got no food to eat
Can't even wash my feet
A quick way to get cash- go on Maury!*
8th place in the "Economical Woe Limericks" contest by
Carolyn Devonshire
*The Maury Povich Show- similar to
Jerry Springer.
A. Green
Categories:
springer, funny
Form:
Limerick
Not the brightest bulb in the pack I'll have you know
A real beauty but her brain was slow
Her thinking was jumbled don't you see
Thought Meow Mix was a cat cd
Was honored to be on the Jerry Springer Show !
** for the Giggles contest
Categories:
springer, funny
Form:
Limerick
About this show,
My girls are amused,
Interrupting my sports,
Intruding my news,
To the television,
Their eyes are glued,
Ignoring mom cries,
Snacks or food,
So a series,
I just viewed,
And I thought it was,
Oh so rude,
On a talk show,
Girls fighting half nude,
I found it unpalatable,
I found it lewd..
Categories:
springer, confusion, sorry,
Form:
Rhyme
Empty canvass.
Your periscope
Will never
reach my center.
Unless I attribute
Your Felix and
such ridiculousness.
Silly am I?
Well perhaps
It is my unrepairable
Libido now.
And the elderly
Weep while I partake
In sinfulness.
But of course,
we are of the
Thirdkind.
And indeed
A swing-set
Cannot fix this.
Categories:
springer, introspection, loss,
Form:
Free verse
Little Bit waddles and limps downstairs at the sound of my voice. Barks at the hyperactive English Springer with all the fervor of Boris, the Russian Wolfhound, of Disney’s Lady and the Tramp fame.
the scruffy old stud
with four legs close to the ground -
wisdom’s on his side
Categories:
springer, animal,
Form:
Haibun
inspired from an episode of jerry springer show..i got that 99c love but it's real these roses are not,yeah they fake but i'm not and in this other bag i got from the 99c store ah cute lil rabbit don't you think. i know these 2 presents from the 99c store make me cheap and i weep everynight cause i can't give you more than the 99c store.
Categories:
springer, anxiety, appreciation, cute love,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
i ride to work four days a week
one hour each way.
i don’t like it
but i take the ride.
jerry springer is on the t.v. nightly
i don’t like it
but i watch.
somewhere in between…
of aryan dreams
black power screams
brown men plying in trade
mobile laboratories
moon over the mesas
the valley stretched out below
mountainside condos
trailer park bimbos
babies still die in the ghetto.
Categories:
springer, culture,
Form:
Free verse
Ben,our springer,brown & white
Was our teen-daughter's delight;
Bred by the famous Shand-Kydd
Causing us to part with fifty quid.
He soon grew,chewing lino & chairs
Forever racing up our stairs;
We'd no idea what he would become
This stress-filled harum-scarum.
A sporting dog,much too inbred
So to the vet,our footsteps led;
A day so filled with tears,
Engraved upon all our yesteryears.
Categories:
springer, dog, pets,
Form:
Rhyme
There once was a lady named Nancy
to whom Bob took an immediate fancy
so they wined and dined
and ate at restaurants refined
they were getting intimate after a while
until Bob saw her crack a smile
he thought there was something odd
of that thing that looked like a pod
so Bob walked in on her while she was in the can
and to his shock he found out Nancy was a man
now they're on the Jerry Springer show
fighting hard and exchanging blows
Categories:
springer, funny,
Form:
Limerick