Nancy
There once was a lady named Nancy
to whom Bob took an immediate fancy
so they wined and dined
and ate at restaurants refined
they were getting intimate after a while
until Bob saw her crack a smile
he thought there was something odd
of that thing that looked like a pod
so Bob walked in on her while she was in the can
and to his shock he found out Nancy was a man
now they're on the Jerry Springer show
fighting hard and exchanging blows
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