Short Solicitors Poems
Short Solicitors Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Solicitors by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Solicitors by length and keyword.
Monorhyme - Halloween Horror
At my door are some trick-or-treat visitors
Dear Lord, they are campaign solicitors
The most hideous political competitors
*Written October 29, 2018
Contest: Three Lines - Writing Challenge - October 2018 - Poetry Contest
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solicitors, halloween, horror, humor,
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Monorhyme
Legal Eagles
'Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! all stand,'
said the bailiff before remand,
as legal eagles had looked for loopholes,
flaws in the law,
large enough to lose a lorry,
is that what they became lawyers for?
If I had taken their advice,
blindly handed out to me,
I'd have gone directly to jail,
if not in a trice.
Attorneys, barristers, solicitors,
ambulance chasers,
searching for victims
so they may litigate,
seen one you've seen them all,
what's not to hate?
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Categories:
solicitors, fun, humor, judgement, silly, word play,
Form:
Rhyme