Short Soldering Poems

Each one of your kisses is full of electricity.
It's such a great feeling when you shock it to me.
You make me so hot that I might catch fire.
Can't you feel the strong current go through the wire?
When you're near me, you turn on the light.
You render great pleasure throughout the night.
Everything about you makes you a delight.
You can stick to me without a soldering gun.
Together, we can always be as one.
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If I have a job to do I find a useful tool
For screwing in a screw I use a screwdriver
For banging in a nail I need a hammer
When I need something really hot I use a soldering Iron
When I want to remove wallpaper I use a stripper
If my tap is stuck and needs turning on I use a spanner
If I want to see sparks fly I use an electric screwdriver
If I want affection I head for my husband ….
He’s bound to have the right tool for the job

Jan Allison
10th July 2014...

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