Short Side Saddle Poems
Short Side Saddle Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Side Saddle by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Side Saddle by length and keyword.
Florida Keys
A nudist camp's "Come-as-you-are"
Was held at Trump's Side-Saddle Bar
There was just one hitch
To Donald Trump's itch:
He could not make Stormy in par!...
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Categories:
side saddle, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Lady Godiva
Coventry's Lady Godiva goes
side saddle, naked from head to toes;
her blonde hair down to there,
and her bottom all bare,
'cause farmers pay taxes through the nose....
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Categories:
side saddle, history,
Form:
Limerick
Apple Juice
iPhone chargers should be called “apple juice”
Bet they can't because they'd pay dearly for its use
Maybe a logo of an Adam's apple
Or a dude in pink, riding side saddle
Well really anything at all to avoid royalty abuse...
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Categories:
side saddle, discrimination,
Form:
Limerick
Mermaid Trouble
there is a young mermaid form france
who dreams to be able to dance
she tries to remain chipper
when she falls on her flipper
for it will not fit into pants
there is a young merman named mike
always dreams of riding a bike
people say hurtful mean jokes
when his flipper finds the spokes
now rides side saddle on his trike...
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Categories:
side saddle, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick