Short Sheriffs Poems
Short Sheriffs Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Sheriffs by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Sheriffs by length and keyword.
Bandits Wear Masks
Feels like only bandits wear masks
Tellers shouldn't wear em for doing their tasks
In the old wild west
Sheriffs were the best
We knew the rules we never had to ask...
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Categories:
sheriffs, scary,
Form:
Limerick
There's No Place Like Home
Despite the happy ending
Miss Gulch won't fade away
like a rumble of thunder.
She'll clutch the sheriffs order,
Pester Em and Henry
until Toto lies as still as sky
after a cyclone,
and Dorothy realizes
Glinda was a very wicked witch....
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Categories:
sheriffs, anger, angst, animal, bullying, dog, dream, home,
Form:
Free verse
Robin and His Merry Men's Night Out
Robin treated his men down at the inn
To sexy wenches, food, mead and some gin
All got drunk on the mead
Then got high on the weed
Friar Tuck said “it’s not right it’s a sin.”
Robin’s outlaws were enjoying the night
And with the sheriffs men started a fight
The men ran for their lives
There was lots of high fives
The peasants cheered at this comical sight.
Written 31st January 2019
For limerick 3 contest
Sponsored by Joseph May....
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Categories:
sheriffs, humor,
Form:
Limerick
This is the Midwest
You cannot exist unless you have a gun
This is the Midwest
You might want to kill a deer
Or an enemy
Or an enemy’s kin
Or an annoying grouse
Get your gun
Let’s practice shooting
We can shoot out windows
Or doors
Or people’s cars
This is the Midwest, we will be forgiven
Everyone has a gun
We all wanted to be sheriffs back in the day
No one will worry or call us thugs
We will be “good old boys”
Petted and loved,
Admired for our viciousness
There is a squirrel
Kill that....
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Categories:
sheriffs, animal,
Form:
Free verse