Short Saucepan Poems

tastes delicious sauce
before the owner
without permission...

Read More

woman eats from sauce pan
man eats from saucepan
children eat from saucepan
but none of them ever full...

Read More

I've not seen my mother
She went away long ago
Though I see her heart
at the oven warming
old food in old saucepan
to serve her old baby
now a bearded man...

Read More

jewelry, her glittering charcoal,
golden bag, the sausage saucepan,
linen clothing, the white bed sheets,
husband, her guardian angel;
but not one rides her to paradise....

Read More

However much wisdom
he uses to cook beans
the thing remain beans
it cannot become meat
when he forces the menu
it collapses in saucepan
at times it disappears
and in agony skilled chef
has no story to tell...

Read More

I slaughtered a goat
and placed its meat
in saucepan to cook
but to my surprise
he shouted at me;
“You slaughtered me,
a lot of pains I felt,
into pieces you sliced me,
again you place here,
in hot merciless oven! 
What is wrong with you?”...

Read More

Prayed for courage

And in return was given porridge

Topped with salt instead of sugar

And water for milk

Cooked in a kitchen of filth

To be eat out of a chipped saucepan

With plastic chopsticks for cutlery

Tracing help into forage ferrell wild oats

The holy father's sins 

Handed down to his children...

Read More

they met at jericho's gaff
he's got a hottub that's boss

she asked him what he was like
and he told her

"be frank and cordial with him;
and naturally he'll be fonder of you."

that night was a rock n roll moment
in the room and stuff of pantomime

saucepan tried to impress her by
cracking a boiled egg on his head

it hadn't been boiled 

...

Read More

I gasp between your eyes
your repotorie is shriekable
your multindous  cast is wearisome
So don't expect  me to surjoin you


Your daylight is a muffled affair
with the fumigation of tobacco
Spiders in your saucepan
and snails in your water bucket

Try and strife another day
although you are mottled
and your cup runs meekly
I maybe  squanderable
watching you
I am unafraid...

Read More

A saucepan burn, the pain was quite drastic
After cooling I wrapped arm in plastic
Cling film worked such a treat
to reduce the burn’s heat
I’m now pain free and feeling fantastic!

Yesterday I burned my wrist on the edge of a saucepan – ouch it was so painful! Google’s advice is to use cool water for 20 mins then wrap burnt area in clingfilm ... it really works 

7/17/19...

Read More

We're really showing our age,
As we turn another page,
Life in the Magic Faraway Tree,
Gossamer floating fairy,
Translucent veil of Silky,
Ethereal and delicate,
Gauzy and so intricate,
Sheer and diaphanous,
Cobweb wings  so vaporous,
Someone kind to take her hand,
Smiling face of Saucepan Man,
Now I'm old, I've got a job,
I've turned into Dame Washalot, 
Our imaginary friends have faded away......
Yes, we're all showing our age,
Let's turn another magical page....

Read More