Short Resorts Poems

Autumn Orgy at Trump Resorts
Promises virile indoor sports
But what will they find
On Donald Trump's mind
After they auction off his shorts?...

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The Orange-hair Man makes great cents
Under the Treasury fence
They call his tunnel
"Trump Resorts Funnel"
We all want dollars but get Pence...

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Your Stimulus cheque has gone astray
To Trump Resorts for employee pay
With Trump to lead it
You know they need it
As they just might file "Bankrupt" today!...

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O Tony, wherefore dost thou feel out of sorts?
Existing so - tho' not soothly living.
Haps thou art the living dead which resorts
Into its cold chamber ne'er living....

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All those COVID-19 reports
Intend to blackball bedroom sports
Its all an hoax
So listen, folks*,
Consorts cavort at Trump Resorts! 


*I do know "folk" is plural, but
Trump was raised on, "That's all folks!"...

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I went to the ice cream parlour
At one of our seaside resorts
And I wanted an ice cream
But, well, there were allsorts
“Knickerbocker glory sir?”
The ice cream mans retorts
“Yes I do enjoy a certain amount
Of freedom in these shorts”...

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It was obvious, his muse fell
His mind was a muddled mess
Killed or wounded, he couldn't tell
The emptiness caused him much stress

In the interim, he searches
For a topic that seems just right
An Epiphany that lurches
To light his dark poetic night!

Worn out by this torturing test
Unable to escape this trap
He resorts to what he doe's best
He eats a bit and takes a nap!...

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More of this, more of that
    Fifty dogs, a hundred cats
  Never satisfied, never enough
    A card sharp, called million-dollar bluffs

  Porsches, Ferraris, Lamborghinis galore
    Never enough, needed far more
  Penthouse in Manhattan, two in L.A.
    Resorts in Palm Springs and Montego Bay

  Trumped the tallest towers
    Built a castle reached the sky
  Clouds laughed, then raced to form
    a simple question ~ W H Y?...

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Rent out space in my mind 
Intoxicate this brain
Occupy inside thoughts
Inviting obsession 
Taste list of last resorts 

Rent out space in my mind 
Desert me wanting more
Plant a seed of desire
A lustful tangle tempts
Dance within to inspire

Rent out space in my mind 
Cater to every whim
Coax me, feed me, give in
Nothing and everything
Teeter on edge of sin

Rent out space in my mind 
Move me on, move me out
Rationalise intent 
Irradicate screaming
To entirely augment...

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There's an upside to an All Inclusive Resort

But there's also a downside to an All Inclusive Resort

Young'uns are able to drink until they go blind

Absolutely bonkers, losing all sense of reality

Running amok into the wee small hours

Staggering up and down the halls yelling

Knocking on doors with no regard

For us old folks or families with children

I guess my age is showing BUT...

What ever happened to respect for others!!!


© Jack Ellison 2014...

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