Short Remodeling Poems

One ear on top
Like a satelite dish
One eye in front and back
So I can see all I wish

My chin is now longer
For it's carrying my nose
Closer to the arm pits
Making sure no smell arose

My mouth is going to the back
On the neck to be precise
I can't stand drinking orange juice
And smelling fried rice...

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HE DID WHAT??????????


I got a call from my grandson 
whose remodeling his "new home"
He said it's big and wide and spacious
And it even has a dome!

Fancy that it's full of marble  
and he's a special room for me     
He was the only bidder 
A funeral home that use to be! 
_______________________

Good Lord I'm not going to visit...

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