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True Story

HE DID WHAT??????????


I got a call from my grandson 
whose remodeling his "new home"
He said it's big and wide and spacious
And it even has a dome!

Fancy that it's full of marble  
and he's a special room for me     
He was the only bidder 
A funeral home that use to be! 
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Good Lord I'm not going to visit

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Gary Bateman

Date: 7/19/2015 12:57:00 PM

Hello Judy, I understand your not wanting to visit!! Love this write -- FUNNY!! Cheers, Gary

Judy Konos
Date: 7/28/2015 10:58:00 AM

Gary...He just came for a visit....and invited us to visit him...I wonder how many more times I can confess, 'Sorry I'm too ill to travel' Do let me know if you can come up with some more detours for me because I need all the help I can get....Thanks in advance....

Robert Johnson

Date: 7/17/2015 4:12:00 PM

Just think of how many guest's he can have with all those casket's lined up. :) Reminds me of the Eagle's song, Hotel California. You can check in but you can never leave. :) He's going to have to come and visit you. I wouldn't visit him either.

Judy Konos
Date: 7/17/2015 6:34:00 PM

Yep....You are so right....Robert....thanks

Laura Breidenthal

Date: 7/16/2015 10:27:00 PM

This is real funny Judy!!! Love it! That last bit is golden! Always, Laura

Judy Konos
Date: 7/17/2015 8:05:00 AM

Yeah...well.....the closer we get to Halloween the more acceptable I find his purchase! I know....I know....but feelings are neither right nor wrong they just are! ...thanks for stopping by...

Jack Ellison

Date: 7/16/2015 4:12:00 PM

Bet a lots of people are dying to get in there!!! Boom bada boom bada bing!!! Love Jackson xxx

Judy Konos
Date: 7/16/2015 7:27:00 PM

I don't love you anymore but I don't love you any less!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/16/2015 12:26:00 AM

This is GREAT, Judy!!! Love your humor, and wanted to wish you a good night as I go off finally. (making a super late dinner for Joe). I better hop to it!!!

Judy Konos
Date: 7/16/2015 7:38:00 PM

Hope your late supper was delightful for you and Joe and please allow me to "remind" you, that I find nothing "humorous" about this particular homes remodeling! Goodbye Houston........

Lee Carter

Date: 7/15/2015 9:30:00 PM

Lol so funny Judy ... Cute!

Judy Konos
Date: 7/16/2015 7:30:00 PM

Oh how I would love to lol with you....but dawlin...this is a true story! I tell you Lee they can with my blessing take Houston off of the map...Nope I "Ain't" gonna pay a visit....

Tim Smith

Date: 7/15/2015 3:36:00 PM

I love it Judy, the process is very popular repurposing old buildings...I've seen factories, firehouses, barns, lighthouses and churches but this is the first I've heard of a funeral home.

Judy Konos
Date: 7/16/2015 7:31:00 PM

LOL Tim....you and me both....nope...not visiting....uh uh..