Short Quadratic Poems
Short Quadratic Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Quadratic by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Quadratic by length and keyword.
Quadratic
minus b
plus or minus root(b squared
minus four times a times c) — all above divided
by two times a — this is the quadratic formula and is absolutely correct...
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Categories:
quadratic, homework, math, mentor, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
I'M Doing Just Fine Counting To Nine
I'm no expert mathematician
Can't do algebraic addition
And solving quadratic equations
are way beyond my expectations
Both hands counting as some people teach
even number ten is beyond reach
A sharp blade took a finger digit
But I thinking I'm doing just fine
I can add five with four equals nine
Dan Prizner 5-17-21
used howmanysyllables.com and the syllable counter here on PS...
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Categories:
quadratic, confidence, funny, math,
Form:
Rhyme
Math
Pity the fool who lives by numbers
He counts his sheep while the sagacious slumbers
Imagines triangles equal or obtuse
Then numbers his thoughts by hypotenuse.
He dreams of trig and long division
Then stimulates his mind with a rhombus prism
Wet duvets caused by a linear quantify
He counts his orgasms by using pi.
Correlation coefficients make him smile
Exercises measured by the metric mile
A career built on a quadratic path
An idiotic devotion to anus numbing math....
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Categories:
quadratic, humor,
Form:
Rhyme